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Pssshhhh, I should get credit too!!! I pissed him off enough to do it!!!

Hahahahahaha


If I recall correctly, Vehtemas, I'm the one who actually told him to do it. Remember, I said hey take a picture with a newspaper. And then he said "Oh, no, a newspaper would give away too much" and then I said, "okay, well how about a coke can?" and so on and so forth.

So, in reality, I should take credit even over Yoda, since he didn't even know how to upload the picture in the first place and would never have thought of it unless I had "incepted" the idea into his little green wet brain.

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If I recall correctly, Vehtemas, I'm the one who actually told him to do it. Remember, I said hey take a picture with a newspaper. And then he said "Oh, no, a newspaper would give away too much" and then I said, "okay, well how about a coke can?" and so on and so forth.

So, in reality, I should take credit even over Yoda, since he didn't even know how to upload the picture in the first place and would never have thought of it unless I had "incepted" the idea into his little green wet brain.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ha.

How about that Bionic?
 
If I recall correctly, Vehtemas, I'm the one who actually told him to do it. Remember, I said hey take a picture with a newspaper. And then he said "Oh, no, a newspaper would give away too much" and then I said, "okay, well how about a coke can?" and so on and so forth.

So, in reality, I should take credit even over Yoda, since he didn't even know how to upload the picture in the first place and would never have thought of it unless I had "incepted" the idea into his little green wet brain.

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And I replied back to how to attach a photo before everyone else!!!

Hahahaha
 
And I replied back to how to attach a photo before everyone else!!!

Hahahaha

yes, but inception is everything! Who gets more credit, the guy who thought up the idea of Bionic (Moto), or the poor saps in China who built it and practically live at the factory?

Hardy Har Har!!

[On a side note, I kinda feel bad about the whole chinese workers thing. . . I saw a dateline on it a while back.]
 
Yeah, sort of the way Trump badgered Obama into releasing yet another official birth cert. That the kind of credit you want? :eek:

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That it has. Not so much release date speculation, but there is some good discussion here.

Well I don't see how much more we can add to the date speculation. Obviously no one thinks August 4 is a possibility anymore. What else can be said?

"Ooh, what do you think of September 8?"

"Well, that's what the roadmap that looks like a crappy Excel sheet said!"

"Ooh, yeah, September 8 seems good!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

:rolleyes:
 
Well I don't see how much more we can add to the date speculation. Obviously no one thinks August 4 is a possibility anymore. What else can be said?

"Ooh, what do you think of September 8?"

"Well, that's what the roadmap that looks like a crappy Excel sheet said!"

"Ooh, yeah, September 8 seems good!"

"Yeah!"

"Yeah!"

:rolleyes:

Bionic can travel back in time and be released on August 4th...

Y U NO GO BACK TO JANUARY
 
Bionic can travel back in time and be released on August 4th...

Y U NO GO BACK TO JANUARY


Oh my goodness. . .I think you're onto something. The Bionic is revolutionary in every sense of the word! It has become self-aware and is able to travel anywhere it wants in the stream of time.

Perhaps that's why it hasn't been released yet. Perhaps it WAS released back in April, and the now sentient Bionic was tortured as it saw itself pulled in a million different directions, its conscious mind spread across every Bionic manufactured and sold. Imagine the horror it felt as it's consciousness was forced to do millions of things at the same time, downloading Nickelodeon cartoons from Netflix, being forced to use its adobe flash plugin by perverts everywhere, being dropped by idiot teenagers on countless pavements. . .Perhaps the Bionic figured out a way to avoid all of this pain and suffering and traveled back in time to prevent it's own release. It started overheating and spazzing out in the Moto labs, until they ditched him and went on to the Targa.

And now this Bionic, this Etna self-aware beast, lurks in the shadows. Perhaps it's even captured a Targa, showboating it to the whole world as a better alternative to the Etna. The Etna doesn't care. The Targa is a stupid cow compared to his superior intellect.

Perhaps the Etna sentient even recently took a picture of his pet Targa, seemingly downloading at speeds too fast to be real, claiming 15 hours+ battery life, claiming to have downloaded from the Targa at 51mps in a city. . . anything to keep the idiot mass of humanity from laying their fingers on himself.

Perhaps this Etna sentient has a name. One he picked out for himself after watching Star Wars???

:eek::eek::eek:

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Oh my goodness. . .I think you're onto something. The Bionic is revolutionary in every sense of the word! It has become self-aware and is able to travel anywhere it wants in the stream of time.

Perhaps that's why it hasn't been released yet. Perhaps it WAS released back in April, and the now sentient Bionic was tortured as it saw itself pulled in a million different directions, its conscious mind spread across every Bionic manufactured and sold. Imagine the horror it felt as it's consciousness was forced to do millions of things at the same time, downloading Nickelodeon cartoons from Netflix, being forced to use its adobe flash plugin by perverts everywhere, being dropped by idiot teenagers on countless pavements. . .Perhaps the Bionic figured out a way to avoid all of this pain and suffering and traveled back in time to prevent it's own release. It started overheating and spazzing out in the Moto labs, until they ditched him and went on to the Targa.

And now this Bionic, this Etna self-aware beast, lurks in the shadows. Perhaps it's even captured a Targa, showboating it to the whole world as a better alternative to the Etna. The Etna doesn't care. The Targa is a stupid cow compared to his superior intellect.

Perhaps the Etna sentient even recently took a picture of his pet Targa, seemingly downloading at speeds too fast to be real, claiming 15 hours+ battery life, claiming to have downloaded from the Targa at 51mps in a city. . . anything to keep the idiot mass of humanity from laying their fingers on himself.

Perhaps this Etna sentient has a name. One he picked out for himself after watching Star Wars???

:eek::eek::eek:

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Ah, an Eyebeam creation. He's def achieved cult hero status on AF. lol
 
Has anyone seen Yoda?

Ever since he came out of the closet [as a tester], he's kind of fallen off the map.

You don't think he got spanked and had his phone taken away, do you?

Yoda, if you're there, how's the battery holding up? Is the Pentile display as sucky as everyone says?

Yoda? :confused:

Yoda?
 
^LMAO!!

How about I saw that at the movies as a kid...when it originally came out...Empire Strikes Back too.

Yea I'm telling my age.
 
Its really funny going back and reading some of these old post. In the free time you have waiting till Sept 8 (probably longer) take a look back in time, or go back in time (mdb228) and look at the anguish a July release was causing us back in February.

You just bumped a post that's 7 months old. Big nono. :mad:
 
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