"One Liners" thread

[andruoid]

1_________________er.

 

[andruoid]

There is a restaurant on the Moon, great food, no atmosphere.

 

[andruoid]

I've never metaphor but I have met a five.

 

[andruoid]

Be alert, the world needs lerts.

 

[SiempreTuna]

More graffiti than a one-liner ..

Seen on a condom machine: this chewing gum tastes like **** but man, the bubbles!

 

[Kaat72]

The grass won't grow any faster, when you pull it.

 

[Unforgiven]

To the one who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

 

[electricpete]

There are only two kinds of people in the world: those that understand binary, and those that don't.

 

[EarlyMon]

There are only two kinds of people in the world - those that think that there are only two kinds of people in the world, and those that don't.

 

[Hadron]

There are only eleven types of people in the world: those who understand Roman numerals and those who don't.

 

[huh]

Because I said so

 

[olbriar]

It's better to be thought a fool than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[andruoid]

It's not the cough that carries you off, it's the coffin they carry you off in.

 

[alostpacket]

To the one who invented zero, thanks for nothing.

So you're saying you're not going to forgive him?

 

[dan330]

there is nothing... to forgive

 

[Kaat72]

Je suis Charlie

 

[Deleted User]

I thought that was Churchill's, but could be wrong.
Nice thread revival btw

 

[lunatic59]

God created man in his image, and man returned the compliment.

-- Voltaire

 

[shalemail]

If you shoot through a long line of deer with one bullet, you've gotten more buck for your bang.

 

[Hadron]

There are two types of people in the world: those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...

 

[Daniel Fernandes]

"I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates."

 

[dontpanicbobby]

I get to use this one liner again.

"I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy."

 

[shalemail]

I just realized, the pool on the titanic is still filled with water and ready for swimming to this day.

 

[psionandy]

Well the Ski lift went ok, but after we started on the slope things went downhill quickly

 

[psionandy]

People keep telling be "nothing rhymes with orange"

but it doesn't!