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Only the muffin top please!!!

How do you eat your muffin?

  • I just eat the muffin top and throw away the bottom

    Votes: 3 6.0%

  • I just eat the muffin bottom and throw away the top

    Votes: 0 0.0%

  • WTH!! I eat ALL of the muffin, baby!

    Votes: 32 64.0%

  • I hate muffins!!

    Votes: 1 2.0%

  • I <3 Bacon (the rest doesn't matter)

    Votes: 14 28.0%
  • Total voters
    50
just ate a muffin, couldnt decide how to eat it so I refered to this poll and ate it by what ever was highest!
 
Vihzel said:
Oh I'm definitely not trying to come off as female. I'm a gay man and proud of it. The lovely woman in my avi is the one and only Maria Sharapova. I put it up for the US Open but just haven't changed it. She's stunning.
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Oh man...doesn't look like the stereotypical sexy Maria Sharapova's pictures. I was off there, I actually thought she was some kind of artist, lol.

Love has no boundry as I see it :) Have you ever gone to Toronto for its Gay Pride parade during Pride Week? It's the biggest Pride parade in North America.
 

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RawlingsSc said:
Found it! The second picture isn't bacon, but I found it in the same search and thought it was funny. :D
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My poor thread has be baconized -_-; I can't believe 1/3rd of the respondents answered bacon in a muffin thread!!!!

And that bacon monstrosity just made me sick.
 
harukasan73 said:
Yes, think about it... (I have been cooking since I was 12, and its pretty much my job around here, lol) Well... lets say you have this huge piping hot bowl of chili, and its wonderful, you get to the bottom of the bowl, and theres a bit of liquid there... what do you use to sop it up? Well you look over and see a muffin. It is full of crumbled bits of crunchy bacon, and melted cheese shreds.. it also has a few bits of corn, and oh look small bits of Jalapeno. The muffin was baked lovingly, and with just a hint of sweetness (thats how we Yanks like em)... next to the hot muffin is a pat or two of real whipped butter. You slice that muffin open, and smear butter on both halves. You grab one half, and use it to slide over your bit of chili left in the bowl, the muffin now has been soaked with butter and chili, oops you better hurry and pop some in your mouth before it falls apart! You feel the butter and chili and cheese, bacon, and Jalapeno explode in your mouth, and you close your eyes, because its an amazing taste sensation, and you want to enjoy every bit of it, its almost as if you were licking heaven! You reach for another bite, and realize that the sam adams you had with your chili has just hit you, and you need to pee.... do you stop and eat the muffin and risk peeing your pants? Do you grab the potato chip clamp and clamp your wee wee so you dont pee your pants, or do you leave that hot sexy muffin there, and run to the bathroom? Well?? what do you do!!!?????
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:eek::eek: potatoe chip clamp?!?!?!?!?!?!
Vihzel said:
Oh I'm definitely not trying to come off as female. I'm a gay man and proud of it. The lovely woman in my avi is the one and only Maria Sharapova. I put it up for the US Open but just haven't changed it. She's stunning.
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NEVER would of thought it!!
That doesn't look like her at all, even after you said who it was. Do love me some maria sharapova though!!
(and muffins!!)
 
Kelmar said:
Just admit it Roze....

Bacon> boring muffins :D
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...jibbing my poll does NOT mean bacon > muffins!!!!

FIX IT NOW MISTER!!! Takes out OTD's whip

Edit: OK, I've taken liberty to fix it myself :P You know that's abuse of MOD power, daddy won't like it if I tell him what you did!!! :rolleyes:
 
Don't get me wrong, I love bacon, but when it comes to muffins, I eat the whole thing. But I eat the top last so that it's deliciosity stays with me for longer! Yes, you heard me right, the deliciosity. Deal with it. :p
 
Hahahaa

lol

This is a cool thread... hmm i say i just eat all of it lol :)
 
just remembered me of one of my fav quotes
" Didnt I Bury You In The Backyard? NOW STAY AWAY FROM MY MUFFINS! "

:)
 
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