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Because props didn't have enough spiders and scorpions.
Have a banana.
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
I will not eat banana's once they turned all leopardy 
I like them with green.
I like them with green.I will not eat banana's once they turned all leopardyI like them with green.
If you wrap the stems tightly with plastic wrap it slows the ripening process, which involves the release of ethylene gas, so they last longer.
Dngrsone
Android Expert
"My banana's leopardy; baby..."I will not eat banana's once they turned all leopardy
Watching Dragnet tonight, episode "The Bank Examiner Swindle," was weird! First, "Thursday, December 8th..." That's my birthday. Later, instructing an elderly woman on what to tell the crooks, "tell them he's your son, the one who lives in Arcadia." 
[Wrong gender, but still.]
[Wrong gender, but still.]
joe71
Android Expert
Thats when you make banana bread when they start turning leopardyI will not eat banana's once they turned all leopardy
FORTY-EIGHT? Shit, the last time I saw 48 was 1848!It's official at 48 I am an old fart
You're a young whippersnapper in my book.
If you are an old fart at 48, just what will you be when you grow up?
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
If you feel like a child at fourty-eight, would you be able to still grow up and leave that possession behind?
They say that @lunatic59 is a BAD Mother... Shut your mouth!48 Old? Hell, you're not even ripe yet.
joe71
Android Expert
Migraines at 40 saw two neurologist over the course of several years one was a pill pusher , the other eventually told me find a line of work
At 44 I tried out for a correction job, I knock out the set ups, some jump thing, and then got to the push ups, had to do 20 no problem started out knock out 10, hit 15 , nailed 16 and 17, lower for 18 started to push up and i heard this loud crack (others heard it) followed by extreme pain in my left shoulder 
Didn't finish the try out spent the next dealing with the pain by taking Tylenol wife finally took me to the doctor , I had torn something and the doctor told me I had early on set arthritis it would get worse over time.
Once if I forgot my glasses I could make do. Now I basically can't see without them , I bought the readers because I was having trouble with small print
My memory has gone to hell i use to be able to recall all kind of things, now if you ask me what I had for breakfast yesterday I draw a blank
I have to leave myself notes and set alerts in my calendar
And to top things off Parkinson disease runs in the family, my grandfather had it, my mother knew something was off for years ignored it finally got checked and was in the intermediate stages she eventually passed away around 70.
I have already started showing signs
terrors (I will not notice a lot of the time ) one of my fingers or hand will be shaking and someone will point it out
A couple years back I could see some young good looking 18, 19, 20 year old i would be like oh yeah check her out not now
Things change a few months back. I stopped for coffee and there was some lady in yoga pants, tank top, prancing around texting on her phone while deciding on what coffee she wanted, a couple of other guys were checking her out
After a minute or two
I want to know where the parents of this irritating child where
Don't get between a grumpy truck driver and his coffee
At 44 I tried out for a correction job, I knock out the set ups, some jump thing, and then got to the push ups, had to do 20 no problem
started out knock out 10, hit 15 , nailed 16 and 17, lower for 18 started to push up and i heard this loud crack (others heard it) followed by extreme pain in my left shoulder Didn't finish the try out spent the next dealing with the pain by taking Tylenol wife finally took me to the doctor , I had torn something and the doctor told me I had early on set arthritis it would get worse over time.
Once if I forgot my glasses I could make do. Now I basically can't see without them , I bought the readers because I was having trouble with small print
My memory has gone to hell i use to be able to recall all kind of things, now if you ask me what I had for breakfast yesterday I draw a blank
I have to leave myself notes and set alerts in my calendar
And to top things off Parkinson disease runs in the family, my grandfather had it, my mother knew something was off for years ignored it finally got checked and was in the intermediate stages she eventually passed away around 70.
I have already started showing signs
terrors (I will not notice a lot of the time ) one of my fingers or hand will be shaking and someone will point it out A couple years back I could see some young good looking 18, 19, 20 year old i would be like oh yeah check her out
not nowThings change a few months back. I stopped for coffee and there was some lady in yoga pants, tank top, prancing around texting on her phone while deciding on what coffee she wanted, a couple of other guys were checking her out
After a minute or two
I want to know where the parents of this irritating child where
Don't get between a grumpy truck driver and his coffee
Good advice.
Unless this is some California law. "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT KEYBOARD AS IT''S KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER AND BIRTH DEFECTS.
Unless this is some California law. "DO NOT ATTEMPT TO EAT KEYBOARD AS IT''S KNOWN TO THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA TO CAUSE CANCER AND BIRTH DEFECTS.
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Milo Willamson
Android Expert
Well unless it is one of those fake chocolate keyboards lol
, yeah that's not happening
My keyboard takes me down to the yard, and "Damn Right", I'm better than yours.
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
Got my comp fixed up yesterday, I kind of wonder if my media will be uploaded on here?
rootabaga
Android Expert
When we're watching TV, whether live or recorded, my wife regularly pauses the program (we have DTV) to comment on something in the show or, occasionally, to ask me something unrelated to the show. When I say "regularly" I'm stone-cold serious: I can't tell you the last time we watched even ten or fifteen minutes without an interruption. It drives me nuts, but you have to pick your battles, right?
Anyway, recently we got a new channel, FreeForm, and on Saturday they were broadcasting some Halloween-themed films and they were doing a little pop-up trivia thing where a box would pop up and make a comment about some factoid or detail about the film. More than once she would react to it with something like "There's another one! That is soooo annoying!"
All I could say was "Yes, it is."
Keeping a straight face was darn near impossible...
And yes, the irony was wasted on her.
Anyway, recently we got a new channel, FreeForm, and on Saturday they were broadcasting some Halloween-themed films and they were doing a little pop-up trivia thing where a box would pop up and make a comment about some factoid or detail about the film. More than once she would react to it with something like "There's another one! That is soooo annoying!"
All I could say was "Yes, it is."
Keeping a straight face was darn near impossible...
And yes, the irony was wasted on her.
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
My apple juice is a much bigger gallon vs your tiny swimming pool.
The battle is on.
Milo Willamson
Android Expert
Still ranting against things, I just do not want with her.
After a full year, it is about to put her away in a cabin somewhere, in the middle of a nice lake.
After a full year, it is about to put her away in a cabin somewhere, in the middle of a nice lake.