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Njcellgeek74
Well-Known Member
Why do you always run out of everything the day before you get paid?
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
I still hate being sick...and having to work...
NightHawk877
Android Enthusiast
Ya know what really sucks. I can't find a decent full set of golf clubs that have the clubs I need. I mean. How hard is it for golf club manufactures to sell full sets with a sand wedge?
SamuraiBigEd
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They do, shmucks like you and I can't afford them. You should try my problem, I'm 6'5", had to have mine custom made.
NightHawk877
Android Enthusiast
Lucky for me, I'm 5'8". unfortunately all the golf club sets in my house suck more than our vacuum cleaner and I can't mix them because I don't like mixing crappy clubs together.
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
Why am I up at 4:25am...oh yeah, work sucks...
NightHawk877
Android Enthusiast
I am going to kill the next guy who smashes our mailbox.
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
People still do that???
NightHawk877
Android Enthusiast
Yes people still smash mailboxes. I live in a gated community and I think I know who the perp is.
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
I did not like smashing mailboxes in my youth...explosives worked much better!
How will we cope when drinking water is more valuable than gold?
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
There's always Coors Light!
What was I thinking? Problem solved!
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
With Coors Light?!?!?!?!
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Member243850
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Random thought of the day:
Can anything Stink more than I do?
Can anything Stink more than I do?
SamuraiBigEd
Under paid Sasquatch!
Really starting to hate Google!
Njcellgeek74
Well-Known Member
Shhh....not so loud. They'll hear you.