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I would like to rebut the myth that everything is relative and nothing is objectively bad.
I'm going to prove it with Star Wars in three steps -
Good Star Wars -
"The Force is strong with this one."
Bad Star Wars -
"I've never seen a Metachlorian count this high."
Good Star Wars -
Han shoots first. To a scruffy nerfherder from outer space scared for his life and knowing that it's about to end where frontier justice is what you make of it, this is a sensible self-defense strategy.
Bad Star Wars -
Han shoots in self-defense after a mealy mouth conversation - note that lethal force is required against someone so weak a threat to him that he misses from across a bar table.
Good Star Wars -
No dinosaurs.
Bad Star Wars -
Lucas explains that his vision always included dinosaurs, any pimping of movies that came decades later is purely in the mind of conspiracy theorists.
Please don't make me prove this further, the cost is too high.
psionandy
Extreme Android User
Best explanation of the faults in the Jedi's propaganda films can be found here.
The Stormtroopers were the true hero's of the movies... and the Empire is clearly the good guys.
http://podiobooks.com/title/a-different-point-of-view/
The Stormtroopers were the true hero's of the movies... and the Empire is clearly the good guys.
http://podiobooks.com/title/a-different-point-of-view/
starkraving
Android Expert
The only thing we needed in the prequels to make it worse was was Kristen Stewart cast along side Christian Hayden (as Padmé Amidala) [emoji19]
Of course you know that you just called down the Disney thunder to create a Scottish cousin for Jar Jar.
I hope you're happy with yourself.
Aye, meesa hope yur happy with yourself laddie!
When the angry villagers appear with torches and pitchforks you're likely going to want to reassess that claim.
bjacks12
Android Expert
Toy iPhones are already jailbroken apparently.
In case anyone didn't know, "Cydia" is an entirely unofficial iOS app distribution channel, that usually gets installed when you jailbreak an iOS device.
In case anyone didn't know, "Cydia" is an entirely unofficial iOS app distribution channel, that usually gets installed when you jailbreak an iOS device.
Probably got half the students checking their t-shirts, hoodies, varsity jackets and baseball caps at the moment. It seems to have become rather endemic in the last few months.
steve4vols
Well-Known Member
If a man is alone in the forest and speaks and his wife is not there to hear him is he still wrong?
Yes, yes he is..... do not underestimate the power of your wife
steve4vols
Well-Known Member
Only if she tells me to underestimate her
steve4vols
Well-Known Member
Besides GOD, a woman is the most powerful force in the universe
steve4vols
Well-Known Member
Just ask one
PattiCakeUS
Android Expert
A man would never ask, we all know that men think they know everything...
Newton's Three Laws -Yes, yes he is..... do not underestimate the power of your wife
1. A wife in a state of complaint will continue in a state of complaint until acted on by a distraction.
2. The increase of a complaint is directly related to how good it sounds and inversely related to the actual context of whatever started it.
3. For every wife with a complaint about wrongness, there's an equal and opposite husband with enough common sense to pay it no attention and wisdom to wait for it to pass of its own accord.