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psionandy
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no one
Android Expert
Some forum administrators are power hungry Tyrants. Modern day Caligulas.
Would you mind picking up my toga from the dry cleaners?
no one
Android Expert
What, you don't have another one just lyin' around, in that Colosseum of yours?
Of course not. Unicorn pelts are very hard to come by.
Dngrsone
Android Expert
The worst ones are site owners.Some forum administrators are power hungry Tyrants. Modern day Caligulas.
I had to spend a significant amount of time convincing one owner that the quality of his site and therefore revenue stream was dependant on the volunteer moderators, and that treating then nicely was in his best interest.
He ended up killing the site with his antics and selling out. I can only hope that it was for a loss: he really screwed over a couple friends.
no one
Android Expert
History does favor you as a bit unstable mentally, Unicorn pelts are a dime a dozen.
no one
Android Expert
I'll expect delivery by Friday.
But wait, there's more. If you act now, and you can have another 36 pelts for the low, low price of $1,250,0000 (this includes shipping and handling, and a lifetime warranty. If you rip one just send it back, and we'll replace it for free.)
jefboyardee
Extreme Android User
You can also say, "Hey Google." Saves an entire syllable.
septembersrain
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Yes. It's really fun to make authoritarian forums mad. Getting banned is like a badge of honor if you get it from Mobile Nations forums. [emoji6]
Speaking of Unicorns..
zuben el genub
Extreme Android User
There were green alligators and long necked geese,
some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees,
some cats and rats and elephants as sure as you're born,
but you're never going to see no unicorn.
They were hiding, playing silly games
some humpty backed camels and some chimpanzees,
some cats and rats and elephants as sure as you're born,
but you're never going to see no unicorn.
They were hiding, playing silly games
Gmash
Extreme Android User
Ouch!
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zuben el genub
Extreme Android User
What have you been drinking? Electric Kool-Aid?I see lots of unicorns. Whether they exist or not is another story.
How is it? Really.. Was thinking of trying someClose.
I prefer the Vieux Carré over Lucid, if you've ever had that. I think it's got a better balance of the herbals with the fennel/licorice flavors. Very drinkable.
Let me put it this way, Lucid absinthe tastes like Vieux Carré if it was strained through a dirty sweat sock.
Let me put it this way, Lucid absinthe tastes like Vieux Carré if it was strained through a dirty sweat sock.
Dngrsone
Android Expert
I woke groggy, disoriented... mouth dry... where are my clothes? Watch, wedding ring missing... strange bed, weird room. There's a bad aftertaste in my mouth, butt's hurting, and a creepy-looking guy smiling, staring down at me. I have vague memories of last night passing through my head-- large container of terrible-tasting clear liquid, lots of time spent in the toilet...
My head flops around and I see my wife standing in a doorway, a bag containing all of my clothes and stuff clutched in her hand. She looks less than pleased. A too-cheerful voice tells me I am free to go home...
My head flops around and I see my wife standing in a doorway, a bag containing all of my clothes and stuff clutched in her hand. She looks less than pleased. A too-cheerful voice tells me I am free to go home...
... and that, my friends, is what it's like to get a colonoscopy.
Mortal KOMBAAAAAT!! [emoji48]