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Here's some Chinese spam, a favourite of the forums.
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Was on ohithink /wethink now a site called minekey, now it was a group called poll and vote, since its early days 12 years ago, was in different BBS's like this one as long as i could remember.
 

Customer:
Morning

Waitress:
Morning

Customer:
What have you got?

Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon
Egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a Mornay sauce
Served in a Provençale manner with shallots and aubergines
Garnished with truffle pâté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam


Wife:
Have you got anything without spam?

Waitress:
Well, the spam, eggs, sausage and spam
That's not got much spam in it

Wife:
I don't want any spam!

Customer:
Why can't she have eggs, bacon, spam and sausage?

Wife:
That's got spam in it!

Customer:
Hasn't got much spam in it as spam, eggs, sausage and spam has it?

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam!...)

Wife:
Could you do me eggs, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam, then?

Waitress:
Iiiiiiiiiiiich!!

Wife:
What do you mean 'Iiiiiiiiiich'? I don't like spam!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress (to choir):
Shut up!

(Choir: Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up! Bloody Vikings!
You can't have egg, bacon, spam and sausage without the spam

Wife:
I don't like spam!

Customer:
Shush dear, don't have a fuss. I'll have your spam. I love it
I'm having spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans
Spam, spam, spam, and spam!

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!)

Waitress:
Shut Up!! Baked beans are off

Customer:
Well, could I have her spam instead of the baked beans then?

Waitress:
You mean spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam
Spam and spam?

Choir (intervening):
Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam!
Lovely spam! Wonderful spam!
Spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam spa-a-a-a-a-am spam
Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam! Lovely spam!
Spam spam spam spam!
 
Managers love to see nice looking idealistic "burndown" graphs, no matter how unrelated they are to actual real life.
 
rootabaga said:
So just a couple of days ago Space-X launched a rocket carrying a new super-secret spy satellite code named "Zuma."

Supposedly the satellite hasn't been heard from since.

Definitely what I'd call super-secret! :D :D



(Seriously, though, I'm not that gullible; I'm quite sure whoever owns Zuma wants people to think it is hopelessly lost...)
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Space X said rocket performed as expected. Error was when satellite separated from rocket. Went down in the Indian Ocean.

This will be very interesting as Space X has done what NASA didn't. It can reuse rockets, and it isn't a gov't agency.

https://www.express.co.uk/news/scie...an-Ocean-spy-Faclon-9-launch-Northrop-Grumman
 
The impact of plastic waste on the planet is appalling. Here's an idea - let's put a very minimal tax on anything in a plastic container, and use that money to vastly improve plastic recycling.
 
I recycle everything possible. We must. Here is a little problem that was brought to my attention recently... Grabbed from the net: Although disposable diapers need to be exposed to oxygen and sunlight to decompose, they do not degrade well in a landfill. What's more, disposable diapers take about 500 years to decompose. The millions of tons of untreated waste added to landfills each year through plastic diapers can contaminate ground water.

Not good...
 
Interesting how some of these manufactured homes are put together... they put the carpet down first, then put the walls in.
 
Dngrsone said:
Interesting how some of these manufactured homes are put together... they put the carpet down first, then put the walls in.
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Same thing happens in campers and RV's. Lay the frame. Drop the subfloor. Lay the flooring. Install the walls over that.
 
Columbo is the greatest tv detective series ever...

Its 25 minutes into the episode, we already know the murderer, the motive, and seen the murder take place.

So its, not a whodunit, or a howdunit.. or even a why did they do it?

We just have another hour and a half of Peter Falk being amazing, as we watch him try and work out everything we have just seen.


Genius
 
psionandy said:
Columbo is the greatest tv detective series ever...

Its 25 minutes into the episode, we already know the murderer, the motive, and seen the murder take place.

So its, not a whodunit, or a howdunit.. or even a why did they do it?

We just have another hour and a half of Peter Falk being amazing, as we watch him try and work out everything we have just seen.


Genius
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Can't tell if you are being facetious or not...

Meanwhile, I got me a new wireless access point, which gives me twice the throughput of the old one. Now all I have to do is figure out where and how to mount this bad boy... probably will still run a wire to my laptop, though.
 
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