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So this guy is standing next to the supervisor's door, and someone asks him if he's waiting for the principal. His reply is, "No, I'm just waiting for the microwave to finish cooking my salmon."

The micro is like twelve feet away. Apparently, he is afraid of microwaves... they're going to fry brain or something.

I said, "--not to mention what happens when those microwaves hit the mercury in that fish..."
 
This is your brain

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This is your brain on microwaves.

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Any questions?
 
The City Council announces the opening of a new Dog Park at the corner of Earl and Somerset, near the Ralph’s.

They would like to remind everyone that dogs are not allowed in the Dog Park. People are not allowed in the Dog Park. It is possible you will see Hooded Figures in the Dog Park. Do not approach them. Do not approach the Dog Park.The fence is electrified and highly dangerous. Try not to look at the Dog Park, and especially do not look for any period of time at the Hooded Figures. The Dog Park will not harm you.
 
Has anyone else ever brought a nice new pair of white trainers/sneakers that you liked but then realised the walk home took a hell of a lot longer because you had to avoid every puddle and couldn't walk across the grass? :D
 
Never liked black trainers/sneakers myself. I wore black shoes at school, I wear black boots at work, black shoes at funerals. Why do I want a reminder of that every time I look at my feet :thinking:
 
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Why is this place so hard to navigate these daysm Fair enough phones connect to cars but I'd assume more phone connect to computers so why's there automotive in the dropdown menu and the whole pc and games console section is nowhere to be seen. I'm pretty sure the console gaming used to be a sub section but nothing has sub sections anymore :rolleyes: If you can find the console gaming section link me please :D
 
Five more days of 'R'oaming.
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BTW I always like the welcoming texts when I arrive back in my home country, after the plane has just landed and still taxiing.

' Foreign Affairs Department, PRC, I wish you peace: Please comply with British law, pay attention to the right steering left vehicle, anti-theft fraud. If you go to the European continent, please understand the exit and entry requirements of the destination country, arrange the itinerary. British emergency alarm, emergency call: 999. Embassy of the People's Republic of China Tel: + 44-2074368294, Consulate General of Manchester +44-7828529201, Consulate General of Edinburgh +44-7766667116. Consulate General in Belfast + 44-7895306461. Ministry of Foreign Affairs Global Consular Protection and Services Emergency Call Center Tel + 86-10-12308 / 59913991'
 
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