Random Thought Thread

[no one]

Who was the first person to look at a bee hive, and wonder, can i eat that?

 

[BOO5TED]

What good to a nook, is a hook cook book?

 

[Thefoodman52]

At what point will obscenely fat people stop providing humor?

 

[NightAngel79]

Hot yoga baby, here I come!!!

Really, i... um... nevermind

Why do we say we caught a cold when most often we are running a fever at that time?

Why do we say 'taking a dump' when in fact we really are 'leaving' something behind??

Deep Thoughts
by
Jack Handy

 

[olbriar]

Have you noticed the difference between the laid back country folks and the fast
paced city folks? The country people take the time to wave with their entire hand but the urbanites wave with just one finger.

 

[ican]

if things made simple are difficult for others to do then whats difficult?

 

[G.Armour]

I can't believe I'm still awake.

 

[olbriar]

I can't belive I'm reading about you being awake

 

[G.Armour]

I can't believe you replied to me being awake

 

[olbriar]

I can't belive I came back to find you still awake

 

[BOO5TED]

I can't believe you guys are talking about being awake while I was sleeping.

 

[gallandof]

Eww work

 

[G.Armour]

Damn truck is broke down again!!! ARGH!

 

[olbriar]

Why does the cable always go out during a football game?

 

[noufal2787]

i want tally software for samsung galaxy tab pls help me

 

[NightAngel79]

i want tally software for samsung galaxy tab pls help me

How random of you, lol.
Try looking for the sub forum for your device, would post a link but I'm using official phandroid forum app to post this (find it in the market)

 

[olbriar]

Today I paid $1.75 for a tube of Blistex which contained .21oz of lip ointment. If gasoline cost the same per ounce it would cost over a grand a gallon. Whazup with that?

 

[jamor]

Remember when kids would get baseball cards from cops?

Oh those were the days.

 

[BOO5TED]

No, figured I was old but not that old.

 

[olbriar]

Remember when kids would get baseball cards from cops?

Oh those were the days.

I think the cheapest card I ever got from a cop cost me $75 and had nothing to do with baseball.

 

[GoldenBulletXD]

Hmm Should i breath?

YES

 

[olbriar]

Jimmy cracked corn and I don't care.

 

[glockjs]

hide yo kids hide yo wife!

 

[CrazyTechnoBoy]

lol. ^_^

My girlfriend's little brother burned his hand with a curling iron. How sad. He's crying a lot.

 

[Seddy]

So Sprint gave EVDO to Monroe before Shreveport? That makes no sense, but atleast its getting closer! Come on Sprint!