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sfbloodbrother
Extreme Android User
Thats all people get at mcdonalds. They just dont know what they are eatting.
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Mystery shop at McDonalds, basically I have to do nothing for 2 hours.
Eww! Never eat from MacZargalds!! Gross! Sometimes I inherit the misfortune of servicing equipment at a few of them.
My advice?
1. "NO ICE, PLEASE!"
2. NEVER get ice cream or milkshakes from a play-doh fun factory squirter, only hand scooped.
3. Always take your order to go.
4. Don't ask me why. I'll close by saying Stinky Stinky may still be upset with me for unintentionally wrecking his hideout LOL
My advice?
1. "NO ICE, PLEASE!"
2. NEVER get ice cream or milkshakes from a play-doh fun factory squirter, only hand scooped.
3. Always take your order to go.
4. Don't ask me why. I'll close by saying Stinky Stinky may still be upset with me for unintentionally wrecking his hideout LOL
Looking at a man with a theodolite, and wondering what building to be demolished next.
huh
Android Expert
Omg.......
JUST ....STOP .....TALKING!!!
Seriously
STOP
TALKING!!!!
Seriously... I'm about to lose it.. I might just punch you in the neck...
For god's sake Please stop talking!!!!
It is not a request....
It's a threat !!
:/
Sorry guess I should have posted in rant thread but it's taking every ounce of restraint I have
JUST ....STOP .....TALKING!!!
Seriously
STOP
TALKING!!!!
Seriously... I'm about to lose it.. I might just punch you in the neck...
For god's sake Please stop talking!!!!
It is not a request....
It's a threat !!
:/
Sorry guess I should have posted in rant thread but it's taking every ounce of restraint I have
septembersrain
句_句 Smurfing Awesome
sfbloodbrother
Extreme Android User
Dngrsone
Android Expert
For those of you folks who don't know, a theodolite is an instrument used for surveying-- the surveyors mark out boundaries and lay down lines for construction work.
Who is my wife in the marry time?
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Kaat72
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Member1614188
Guest
Kinda hard to believe it'll run out in 1 hour. Especially on 4%. 
sfbloodbrother
Extreme Android User
Doesn't seem likely that any phone will.
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Member243850
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Hey du haat mich everybody! 
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Well since you hunger for my stinky jokes then just sit down - be quite - exist and listen to absolutely everything I saying because I know it all and if you don't sit down and read my creepy borderline crazy influence then poops on yous!
(I actually dig it secretly if you choose not to readings my feces!
I like a dem fiery ek se! )
WELL... I was walking down the 2 way street with normal paint on stuff all along the road and your occasional broken bottle mixed with chalk drawings of "hop scotch" showing the creepyness of how skewed and wacko jobbed society can be at times ek se!
To save a lot of your so very important time I have decided to cut to the chase and there was these 2 eye stealing birds on this one old man's lawn.... you follow?
I hope so.
(I jokingly call all birds "eye thieves" and I try to get them excited (more like harass the poor things! :-( wow!) by running up to them and some what screaming "EEEEEEYYYEEEESSS" but in a growling kind of angry, nut bag, point at the universe voice.)
SO... I saw these 2 ANGRY EYE STEALING BIRDS..... I know what they were already doing on that 200 year old man's lawn!
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR TASTY FRESH EYES.... yes..... I already know!
SO ..... I started calling these filthy eye stealing thieves out.... and started saying in a grumpy angry voice starting off slowly you see ek se?.... like this:
Eeeyyeeessss....... eeeeeeyyyyyeeeeeeeesssss........ EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
D-:<
Raaaaargh!!
And the old man that was watching me I could have sworn did this:
And I think I saw what I am guessing is his wife?
She looked like this at me:
So then after hoping for some strange reason even though I have not said anything to them at all and not set one foot on their "propata" I looked back at them like this:
I think I really want to start a book..... I am more than likely going to call something like this:
1) Reeeeed Meeeeeee! :-D
2) The Adventures Of The Stinky Roach In Human Form
3) .
Hmmmmmmm......
What do you guys think?
And if I ever made a 2nd book by some miracle like walking on air I would name the 2nd book this if I called it "Reeeeeeed Meeeeeeee :-D" I would name the 2nd book:
"Reiiiiid MEEE 2! (-:"
LOL!
Ja I like that name ek se!
Hmmmm.... or what about
"Earth is.... An Alien Kid School Project By A Bored Kid"
hmmmm.... ja.... hmmm.... what about:
"The Best Things In Life Are Stinky."
What about that 1?
YOU KNOW WHAT?
Well since you hunger for my stinky jokes then just sit down - be quite - exist and listen to absolutely everything I saying because I know it all and if you don't sit down and read my creepy borderline crazy influence then poops on yous!
(I actually dig it secretly if you choose not to readings my feces!
I like a dem fiery ek se! )WELL... I was walking down the 2 way street with normal paint on stuff all along the road and your occasional broken bottle mixed with chalk drawings of "hop scotch" showing the creepyness of how skewed and wacko jobbed society can be at times ek se!
To save a lot of your so very important time I have decided to cut to the chase and there was these 2 eye stealing birds on this one old man's lawn.... you follow?
I hope so.
(I jokingly call all birds "eye thieves" and I try to get them excited (more like harass the poor things! :-( wow!) by running up to them and some what screaming "EEEEEEYYYEEEESSS" but in a growling kind of angry, nut bag, point at the universe voice.)
SO... I saw these 2 ANGRY EYE STEALING BIRDS..... I know what they were already doing on that 200 year old man's lawn!
THEY WERE LOOKING FOR TASTY FRESH EYES.... yes..... I already know!
SO ..... I started calling these filthy eye stealing thieves out.... and started saying in a grumpy angry voice starting off slowly you see ek se?.... like this:
Eeeyyeeessss....... eeeeeeyyyyyeeeeeeeesssss........ EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!!
D-:<
Raaaaargh!!
And the old man that was watching me I could have sworn did this:
And I think I saw what I am guessing is his wife?
She looked like this at me:
So then after hoping for some strange reason even though I have not said anything to them at all and not set one foot on their "propata" I looked back at them like this:
I think I really want to start a book..... I am more than likely going to call something like this:
1) Reeeeed Meeeeeee! :-D
2) The Adventures Of The Stinky Roach In Human Form
3) .
Hmmmmmmm......
What do you guys think?
And if I ever made a 2nd book by some miracle like walking on air I would name the 2nd book this if I called it "Reeeeeeed Meeeeeeee :-D" I would name the 2nd book:
"Reiiiiid MEEE 2! (-:
"LOL!
Ja I like that name ek se!
Hmmmm.... or what about
"Earth is.... An Alien Kid School Project By A Bored Kid"
hmmmm.... ja.... hmmm.... what about:
"The Best Things In Life Are Stinky."
What about that 1?
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Kaat72
Guest
The last one!
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Member243850
Guest
OH MY GOD OH MY HAT!!!
Wait wait wait!!!
I GOT IT:
"Oh no! Your Shoe Laces Are Untied!"
WHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
hahaha!
Ohhhhh my hat!
I could Troll the WHOLE WORLD with this veeeeery long and "enlightening" book!
1 page only!
Cut down those trees bruizer!
IN 1 GIANT FREAKIN SWEEP THE WHOLE WORLD COULD BE TROLLED.
The whole world man!
This means EVERYBODY. (except myself - I made the book!
)TROLLED.
ONE LITTLE BOOK FOR MAN.... ONE GIANT SWEEP OF TROLL FOR TROLL KIND....
And on the first page in between the eye candy cover will be written this:
"42"
And that would be the WHOOOOLE book in a eye candy nut shell!
Don't shoot don't shoot - we come in peace!
xD
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Kaat72
Guest
Diwali ki Shubhkamnayein
Happy Diwali.
Joy and peace for you and your beloved
Happy Diwali.
Joy and peace for you and your beloved
sfbloodbrother
Extreme Android User
I don't know what game to get, battlefield 4, or Ghost. Both seem really good. Any opinions?
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Member243850
Guest
Hmmm....
-_-
Are you.........
<_<
>_>
>_<
ONE WITH THE GUNOO?
@,@
The Gunoo!
xD
LOL bruizer never mind my craziness!
Do you like DOTA ek se?
You should (MUST MORE LIKE IT) check out Dota 2!!!!
:-D
but.........
>:-(
I have been in the queue for like about 2 months now lol!
Angry Disgruntled Ungrateful Awaiting Dota 2 Player Person Says:
"HOW DARE THEY make this game for free and make me WAIT to download the dang thing!!!! This must be against the law haha! XD"
No no no don't shoot me ek se!
xD
hahahahaaa!!
bwhehehee!
xD
Understandingly, but eventually you need to look at what would help you, especially if you think it was unfair for you to be in the situation in the 1st place.
I still find that amusing.....no keyboard present, press F1 to continue. ...
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Member1614188
Guest
One simply does not press F1 with a keyboard.