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I usually get the same feedback from every woman I've dated:

Woman: "Why are YOU still single?"
Then they meet me and aren't interested, or don't call back, etcetera etcetera. And they wonder why I'm still single, lol.

Woman: "You're a wonderful man and any woman would be blessed to have you!"
Since they're breaking up with me when they say this I've come to believe this is just some line women give guys to cushion the blow.

Woman: "You're the most amazing guy I've ever known!"
Most of the time I hear this one the woman breaks up with me two days later. So much for being amazing, eh?

Woman: "You're so handsome/gorgeous/a fox...." Yeah, right. It's a good thing I'm not relying on my looks to pay bills.

So, at this point in my life, I believe dating women is a lot like cheap toilet paper: it's thin, flimsy and there's never enough to get the job done.
 
desktop said:
I usually get the same feedback from every woman I've dated:

Woman: "Why are YOU still single?"
Then they meet me and aren't interested, or don't call back, etcetera etcetera. And they wonder why I'm still single, lol.

Woman: "You're a wonderful man and any woman would be blessed to have you!"
Since they're breaking up with me when they say this I've come to believe this is just some line women give guys to cushion the blow.

Woman: "You're the most amazing guy I've ever known!"
Most of the time I hear this one the woman breaks up with me two days later. So much for being amazing, eh?

Woman: "You're so handsome/gorgeous/a fox...." Yeah, right. It's a good thing I'm not relying on my looks to pay bills.

So, at this point in my life, I believe dating women is a lot like cheap toilet paper: it's thin, flimsy and there's never enough to get the job done.
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I may think we live the same lives :D
 
So. I fell asleep and forgot to get my hair cut. T_T This hair takes like an hour to dry. And apart from that I have to like get my nails inside my skull (literally) to spread the shampoo. I mean I like my hair right now, it suits me. But. I have to but lots o shampoo...
 
eduardog131 said:
So. I fell asleep and forgot to get my hair cut. T_T This hair takes like an hour to dry. And apart from that I have to like get my nails inside my skull (literally) to spread the shampoo. I mean I like my hair right now, it suits me. But. I have to but lots o shampoo...
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Do like me and shave it all off , i find it more carefree and less hassle :D
 
Wow, this turned into a bastion of male frustrations. Know all you're saying counts for the opposite sex as well.
Dating is a tough thing; it's hard when you're dating to find a partner, and it's okay if you're dating just for the fun of it. If you cannot see the fun in dating; then don't do it.
A friend, a partner can be found everywhere; in the super market, McDrive, bank, library, the gym. He/she can even be your neighbour.
Chillax, you'll meet when you meet. :p:o
 
desktop said:
Let maar niet op ons mannen. We zijn net afblazen een beetje stoom.
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:p
Don't mind you guys cos you're just blowing off some steam? Well, I do, cos I care ;)
But please don't generalize women simply for not having met the right kind of women yet :D
And remember women say the same things about men. I know I do now and then. I married my neighbour, by the way :D:D:cool:
 
Kaat72 said:
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Don't mind you guys cos you're just blowing off some steam? Well, I do, cos I care ;)
But please don't generalize women simply for not having met the right kind of women yet :D
And remember women say the same things about men. I know I do now and then. I married my neighbour, by the way :D:D:cool:
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I love all women Kaat and especially the ones that love me back ;)
 
Doesn't it seem fitting that Black Friday shopping comes just days after the release of Catching Fire? Should make for some interesting news articles this year.
 
Please, God, please, please God, let the holidays be over IMMEDIATELY.


wyndslash said:
It's very noticeable. It's why I don't include it in pictures. It's also why it's easier for me to meet someone online. They get to know me first. Then when we meet irl they never call back and just ignore me online.
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I don't know what you're talking about, but I sure know where you're coming from. I'm there, too.
 
good evening:)




apparently..I should not be handling sharp objects:rolleyes: Ive cut myself twice chopping onions and celery and pretty much took a chunk of my skin off with a potato peeler!!!

*note to self...no staying up super late drinking beer and listening to music (while rambling on endlessly on AF:o) when I have to use knives and semi-function the next day!!!!:p
 
So. Just finished. I was like f'ng crying the whole movie. And the guy in the row in front of me said I was "******* Obnoxious." Screw you! I was crying so silently I couldn't hear myself. God! And then my gf was so mad she said that he was more obnoxious. Either way, I left unsatisfied.
 
huh said:
good evening:)




apparently..I should not be handling sharp objects:rolleyes: Ive cut myself twice chopping onions and celery and pretty much took a chunk of my skin off with a potato peeler!!!

*note to self...no staying up super late drinking beer and listening to music (while rambling on endlessly on AF:o) when I have to use knives and semi-function the next day!!!!:p
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I've cut myself when sober even :o that is why I stay locked in my bedroom when drunk
 
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