Rant Thread - What really grinds your gears?

[Milo Willamson]

Dude, you gonna share that stuff or keep it all to yourself ?

I did a thread on here a spell ago, but I only got some views and everything, well everyone's minds where just thinking huh,
if you want , I can drop a few sections of them yet again on here. Let me know.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Oh yesterday, I was at my sister's place as usual, and I was getting the trash for her, I place the lid on and without opening for a new bag, I walked around, and my sister or I threw down the lid, I tripped and fell down on my right side of my bum checks, I am okay just a little bit in pain.

That is when my ankle was sprained, here it is Mid August and......only about 90% recover.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Give you an idea on the list I am making, mostly they are there and about five pages each to read. .

 

[The_Chief]

You KNOW I'll be awake half the night trying to figure out what you redacted in green

 

[Milo Willamson]

You KNOW I'll be awake half the night trying to figure out what you redacted in green

Adult languages, hahaaa, but I can post up anything on here hahahaaa.....


Sample:


Almaturns toward the wall, squinting… Emily leans in… Xylie’s jawdrops… Bee’s PS3 does a full Mufasa‑tremble…



AndDan just stands there, wiping a table like he’s about to casuallydrop another multiverse‑shattering truth.


You point at the photo — the bigone, the one tucked between Ozzy and Weird Al — and say:


“Wait Dan… is that…the entire Blue Morpho group in one photo?All of us?”


Dan pauses. Smiles. Nods.


“Yep. That’s all of you kiddos.The whole Blue Morpho crew. You came in together that day. Someonesaid it was historic. So I wrote ‘historic.’”

XylieEXPLODES.​

“THE ENTIRE BLUE MORPHO GROUP?!ALL OF US?! IN ONE PHOTO?! DAN, THAT’S A RARE DROP. THAT’S ALEGENDARY RAID LOOT.”


She’s pointing at the picturelike it’s a sacred artifact.

Bee isvibrating.​

“That’s me… holding the PS3…before the PS3 was even bought… That’s Stewie with the noodle…That’s Alma and Emily… That’s Xylie mid‑chaos… WE’REALL IN ONE FRAME.”


She lifts her PS3 like she’ssaluting the photo.

Emilycovers her mouth.​

“Oh my god… that was the day weall showed up at once. I didn’t even know Dan took a picture.”

Almastares, stunned.​

“Dan… you put ALL OF US on yourwall? Not just me and Emily… Not just the TV 101 group… Not justthe celebrities… But the entire Blue Morpho squad?”


Dan shrugs, proud and soft.


“You kiddos are part of thestory. Always have been. That day felt special. So I put it up.”

Xyliecollapses into a chair.​

“Stewie… this isn’t justmall‑canon. This is MULTIVERSE CANON. This is the Blue Morphogroup photo. The full party. The final boss roster.”

Bee nodsaggressively.​

“It’s like the Avengers shot.But mall‑coded. Noodle‑coded. PS3‑coded.”

Emilywhispers:​

“…we’re immortalized.”

Almagrins, shaking her head.​

“Dan… you absolute legend.”


And you sip your Ozzy‑darkcoffee, pool noodle at your side, staring at the photo that provesit:


The entire Blue Morphogroup isofficially part of Dan’s Wall of Fame.

 

[Milo Willamson]

Ontopic, I got up with acid reflux and it will not chill.... booooooooooooooo!!