I have a friend who knows a guy who's cousin's, sisters, mothers nephew who picks in the garbage at a abandoned Sprint store found a memo stating the following:
Due to the incredible demand and expectations of our current customer base we will be upgrading the Samsung Moment to our
SUPER SECRET VERSION
Android 3.8675309
This version of Android will be delivered OTA (over the air) by flying monkeys.
This version will carry with it many new features and add-ons such as
A newer version of the Bejeweled DEMO.
Complete with nag screen at every unlock.
Super Ultra Multi Touch.
So you can use all your fingers at once
Flash Ultra Non-functional Edition
Let's really bog this thing down
More to be revealed at release date.
