The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

[rootabaga]

Guy’s sitting at the bar, dejectedly nursing a drink.
Bartender says, “Hey, man, are you alright?”
Guy replies, “I got in a huge fight with my wife and she said she wouldn’t speak to me for a month.”
Bartender: “Well, that might not be so bad. A little peace and quiet, maybe?”
Guy stares into his drink and sighs, “And tomorrow the month’s up…”

 

[olbriar]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[Davdi]

^^^^^ I'd have the Gorilla Sofa, subject to domestic "Planning Permission". ^^^^^

 

[olbriar]

I'd never get that okayed but talk about a statement! Nothing quite like sitting in king kong's arms!

 

[IHateMyTreo]

^^^^^ I'd have the Gorilla Sofa, subject to domestic "Planning Permission". ^^^^^

Not to mention the dog would likely be emotionally terrorized for life, or tear it apart.

 

[The_Chief]

(That's the sofa you buy when you're tipped off that the divorce settlement is going to award her the house and all the furniture; and you know you aren't gonna get laid again anyway)

 

[Milo Williamson]

 

[The_Chief]

 

[IHateMyTreo]

Michael's a dead man.

 

[Milo Williamson]

Michael's a dead man.

A really dead man.

 

[BrickHouse]

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I have friends that openly tease each other this way. My better half (I'm the "bitter" half - my choice of words) and I joke around about many subjects and have a blast.