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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

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So personally I'm dealing with that stage in my marriage when my wife wants me to get something for her she says, "Can you get that thing on the thing I need it." for whatever she might be doing. Like I'm supposed to know what she is thinking about at that moment and know what the "thing" is and what it's on. I'm dealing with this numerous times a day and don't know what to do about it. Anyone else experiencing this? If so, do you have any pointers?
 
treb1797 said:
Or when I'm looking for something she tells me where it is and when I can't find it, she says "it's right there"!! It's never "right there" lady :rolleyes:

Current conversation in regards to looking for the Tylenol :
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Take a picture of everything on top of the drawer below the towels and send it to her. Ask her to point out the thing on top of the thing that she wants. But be prepared for her to give you the finger. Welcome to marriage.
 
treb1797 said:
So personally I'm dealing with that stage in my marriage when my wife wants me to get something for her she says, "Can you get that thing on the thing I need it." for whatever she might be doing. Like I'm supposed to know what she is thinking about at that moment and know what the "thing" is and what it's on. I'm dealing with this numerous times a day and don't know what to do about it. Anyone else experiencing this? If so, do you have any pointers?
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Do you recall how Kwai Chang Caine walked on rice paper without leaving any evidence of the walk? If you can do that while walking on just one hand... you might survive. Good luck grasshopper
 
treb1797 said:
So personally I'm dealing with that stage in my marriage when my wife wants me to get something for her she says, "Can you get that thing on the thing I need it." for whatever she might be doing. Like I'm supposed to know what she is thinking about at that moment and know what the "thing" is and what it's on. I'm dealing with this numerous times a day and don't know what to do about it. Anyone else experiencing this? If so, do you have any pointers?
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I learned early in our marriage that if she sends me to the store to buy feminine hygiene products, I would go out of my way to buy the wrong thing. If she sends you to get the thing on the thing, just bring her something random. When she complains that's not it, just say, "it was on the thing like you said..." She'll eventually get so disgusted with your inability to be clairvoyant that she'll get it herself.

My issue is the Darling Bride insisting that we had/didn't have, a conversation about something. I can't convince her otherwise: beyond recording every conversation we have, ever, in case I need to play her own voice back to her, I have no idea how to deal with this.
 
My wife will tell me the same story that I do not give a care about at least two or three time. I have to listen and act interested because it upsets her if I say you already told me that or if I don't give her 100% attention like I might not be interested. Trust me, I listen the first time through. I never know when their might be a pop quiz on the BS.
 
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