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The (Official?) “I’m Married” Thread

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Sometimes it's great being married to a Navy cook and pastry chef: every time she desserts me, I'm actually happy about it!

Sometimes it's not so great...

ME: "Honey, what are you making for dinner tonight?"
HER: "Nothing..."
ME: "Nothing??? Babe, we had nothing for dinner last night!"
HER: "I know, I made enough for two nights"
 
"Honney will you pass me the cottage cheese?"

"Cottage Cheese will you pass me the Honey?"

"Will you pass Cottage Honey to the Cheese?"

What, hearing aid problems with people :)
 
wife:
Oh, I am surprised that ending of a chick flick movie, oh man I am going to cry, thanks for sitting with me.
Me:
Yeah, it was a heartwarming episode of Breaking Bad.
 
I learned whole new levels of frugality after we got married. I'm no longer what could be considered a "wine snob". The wine we buy now is so cheap it doesn't have a vintage date... it has an expiration date.

My wife is a kindred spirit.

That said, the toilet paper in the place we just stayed was so bad (how bad was it?!?) that even she didn’t bring home the spare roll in the vanity…
 
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