The Punny Side of Life

[rootabaga]

Historical groaning permitted…

 

[rootabaga]

The difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a well dressed man on a unicycle is attire.

That one is a little…unbalanced…

 

[Notes_Norton]

That one is a little…unbalanced…

Thus SPOKE rootabaga.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I wanted to take pictures of the fog this morning but I mist my chance. I guess I could dew it tomorrow!

 

[rootabaga]

Not many puns have a Broadway Musical theme…

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar. It was tense!

 

[Notes_Norton]

I haven’t slept for 10 days, because that would be too long.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I was out with my young daughter and ran into a friend I'd not seen in years.

"This is Beth," I said, introducing my kid.

"And what's Beth short for?" he asked.

"Because she's only three," I answered.

 

[Notes_Norton]

What if soy milk is just regular milk, introducing itself in Spanish?

 

[Milo Williamson]

What if the dew ontop of the moutian renamed itself, to say fog, and as it clouded on us, hahaha!

 

[olbriar]

Knight school

 

[Notes_Norton]

They all laughed when I said I wanted to be a comedian;

well, they're not laughing now.
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[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only two.

The hard part is getting them into the lightbulb.​

 

[Notes_Norton]

I just found out that I’m color-blind.

The news came completely out of the green!​

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

When you try to make up a pun, but choose the wrong word, so people groan anyway…

 

[Notes_Norton]

I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid.

He says he can stop any time.
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[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Apple is designing a new, automatic car.

But they’re having trouble installing the Windows!​

 

[Notes_Norton]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went.

Then it dawned on me​