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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
Android Expert
PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
There's a fine line between hyphenated words.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
England has no kidney bank, but it does have a Liverpool.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Exaggerations went up by a million percent last year.
Lady Dixie T
Lurker
Only diarrhea can make a person run like that.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
A magician was going down the road and turned into a driveway...
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Careful, this could lead to a blanket policy.
M
Member 2135452
Guest
Ya know what,
if you follow a writer and suddenly an error screen pops up, they know how to play the game
if you follow a writer and suddenly an error screen pops up, they know how to play the game
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I was so surprised when the stationery store moved.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
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Member 2135452
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Did you hear the musicians play at a Deaf Concert?
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
"I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food." – W.C. Fields
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Nope, but I bet it was a feel good event.
M
Member 2135452
Guest
Even the mutes join in for their choir.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Actually, I saw a documentary and many deaf people do "listen" to music. They like the low frequencies the most because they can feel the vibrations in their bodies. And they like it loud, too. Of course, they don't have to worry about the loud music damaging their hearing.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Got home from work today to find my kids have been on ebay all day.
If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price.
If they are still there tomorrow, I will lower the price.