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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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BrickHouse
Android Expert
I'd say it takes time, sad truth is for some the film never gets developed.
rootabaga
Android Expert
Regardless what the media says, it’s fatal, too; three of them have already succumbed. Only Mickey has yet to take the Last Train to Clarksville…
Interesting you should mention Mickey, who is still touring and belting out the hits! I'll be scoring tickets to his performance near us, and the Darling Bride & I will see him (hopefully) before he joins his bandmates. For a fictitious band created for a TV show, The Monkees did pretty well for themselves...
EDIT: Nope. She nixed the idea - saying that, for the money, we could board the dog for a week. That's, admittedly, more bang for the buck than a two hour show that's a three-hour roundtrip. I'll try to get a DVD of his performance instead.
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MadNine
Newbie
A blonde and a redhead have a ranch. They have just lost their bull. The women need to buy another, but only have $500. The redhead tells the blonde, "I will go to the market and see if I can find one for under that amount. If I can, I will send you a telegram." She goes to the market and finds one for $499. Having only one dollar left, she goes to the telegraph office and finds out that it costs one dollar per word. She is stumped on how to tell the blonde to bring the truck and trailer. Finally, she tells the telegraph operator to send the word "comfortable." Skeptical, the operator asks, "How will she know to come with the trailer from just that word?" The redhead replies, "She's a blonde so she reads slow: 'Come for ta bull.'
MadNine
Newbie
Something to do with a knot?
Help!
