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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
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A man rushed into the doctor's office and shouted, “Doctor! I think I'm shrinking!”
The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient.”
The doctor calmly responded, “Now, settle down. You'll just have to be a little patient.”
Notes_Norton
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When a strip club isn't open, there should be a sign that reads: “Sorry, We're Clothed!”
Notes_Norton
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I tried to make a pun about escaping quicksand, but I'm stuck.
Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
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I'm going to buy some Velcro for my shoes instead of laces. Why knot?
Notes_Norton
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Notes_Norton
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I like the first one better. The music from the second one is un-bear-able.
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rootabaga
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That’s what you get for marrying an English teacher!!
Notes_Norton
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The new thought-activated car they're working on is going to be even more popular than the voice-activated one.
It goes without saying.
It goes without saying.
Notes_Norton
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“There was a sign hanging in the window of a dry cleaner I passed by.
It read: 'Jiffy Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years.'”
It read: 'Jiffy Dry Cleaners. Working on the same spot for 72 years.'”
I was wondering this too while watching the cult classic Lord of the G Strings 🤔
And why are they called G Strings anyway...
(the G string on a guitar is the thinnest string)
I thought maybe there were directions on it pointing us men to that "spot" we can never find 🤔
rootabaga
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Notes_Norton
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↑ I like the slogan on the right better ↑
Notes_Norton
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She didn't marry the gardener. Too rough around the hedges.
Notes_Norton
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I don't trust stairs. They are always up to something.