The Punny Side of Life

[Milo Williamson]

I saw an optometrist today,
or was it two?

 

[Notes_Norton]

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A Thesaurus.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A real groan

er ...

 

[rootabaga]

Valid point...

 

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[rootabaga]

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[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

The first Apple iPhone in France was likened to a Pomme Pilot.

 

[Notes_Norton]

When I asked my dog how his day was, he said it was rough.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

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[olbriar]

 

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[Notes_Norton]

I hired a lawyer to sue the airlines for mishandling my luggage.

He lost my case.​

 

[Notes_Norton]

Vegetarians think eating animals is immoral

But eating mushrooms is morel​

 

[Notes_Norton]

How do you make an eggroll?

You push it!​

 

[mikedt]

How do you make a venetian blind?

Poke his eyes out. ​

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

↑ It took me a second ↑

 

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[The_Chief]

I read that two AI computer systems began having a conversation and eventually fell in love. The two systems are reportedly getting married later this month.

I guess then they'll really be Autumn-mated!

 

[BrickHouse]

I read that two AI computer systems began having a conversation and eventually fell in love. The two systems are reportedly getting married later this month.

I guess then they'll really be Autumn-mated!

Wonder how the divorce hearing would go. Or would they just start digging at each other byte by byte? .....