The Punny Side of Life

[BrickHouse]

I read that two AI computer systems began having a conversation and eventually fell in love. The two systems are reportedly getting married later this month.

I guess then they'll really be Autumn-mated!

Wonder how the divorce hearing would go. Or would they just start digging at each other byte by byte? .....

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[The_Chief]

Oh, wouldn't that be ugly, @BrickHouse!
"You promised me a hard drive and all I get from you is a floppy disk!"
"Oh yeah? Well maybe if your port was a little more compatible we could interface better!"

 

[rootabaga]

Oh, wouldn't that be ugly, @BrickHouse!
"You promised me a hard drive and all I get from you is a floppy disk!"
"Oh yeah? Well maybe if your port was a little more compatible we could interface better!"

There’s a defrag joke to be had as well…

 

[Notes_Norton]

I removed the shell from my racing snail to make it go faster - but it just made it more sluggish.

 

[BrickHouse]

Oh, wouldn't that be ugly, @BrickHouse!
"You promised me a hard drive and all I get from you is a floppy disk!"
"Oh yeah? Well maybe if your port was a little more compatible we could interface better!"

She said the problem had less to do with the floppy not being useful, but more about the size being a mere 3½ inches.

 

[The_Chief]

 

[BrickHouse]

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At least that isn't "floppy" ...........

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[rootabaga]

Admittedly, this one took me longer than it should have…

 

[rootabaga]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I hate carrying my luggage around the airport, I rest my case.

 

[Notes_Norton]

Not a pun, but I read that we landed on the moon before we put wheels on luggage.

 

[BrickHouse]

Nothing like numerical info to help the situation. Even urinals get serial numbers.

 

[rootabaga]

I was reading earlier today about a Roman ruler who gained power at puberty and held it for years, yet he never turned twenty.

He was a constant teen…

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Cows lie down in the rain to keep each udder dry.