The Punny Side of Life

[lunatic59]

Actually, I heard it on Car Talk.

 

[olbriar]

 

[Zigman66]

^ that one took me almost 2 whole minutes to figure out! (Dumb blonde)
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[Unforgiven]

 

[Dngrsone]

Of course, I'm the real deal

 

[Zigman66]

If I was selling the Leaning Tower of Pisa, would I have real estate listing?

 

[shalemail]

Ummm...


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Um ... asking for a friend, where exactly was that photo taken?

 

[olbriar]

 

[Zigman66]

Whenever I drink this, I get a sinking feeling...


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This is a great beer! I have had it many times

On a side note: I am firmly of the belief that rootabaga belongs in a punitentiary!

 

[shalemail]

 

[shalemail]

Friend kept going on about what they should do with their new spare drawer. I told them to put a sock in it.

 

[shalemail]

 

[shalemail]

The Tide Pod Challenge is a legitimate chlorination of the gene pool.

 

[Zigman66]

The Tide Pod Challenge is a legitimate chlorination of the gene pool.

Darwin and I say a big AMEN!

 

[shalemail]

Mood swing.

 

[lunatic59]

Which reminds me of this very, very, very old joke, and if offends, I do apologize. (It warrants three "verys" because it was very old when I heard it, and it was very old when the person who told it to me heard it, and it's now very old to those hearing it the first time.)

By sharing it, I mean no disrespect to anyone regardless of race, creed, gender, color, etc. and offer it only for the punny humor involved.

That said I'm still wrapping it in a spoiler, so if you have gentle sensibilities, then please just scroll on by.

Spoiler

Thad: Hey, have you heard about those new Italian tires?
Seamus: No, what about them?
Thad: Dago through rain, Dago through snow, Dago through mud, and when Dago flat, Dago Wop, Wop, Wop!

My grandparents ... Atilio DeProspero and Anna Larelli ... used to tell me that joke when I was but a child. They thought it was hilarious.


They also told a story of my great-grandfather who rode the streetcars in Philadelphia around the turn of the previous century (1900's). The conductors would shout out the upcoming streets in a sing-song fashion. When the streetcar got to Allegheny Avenue, they would call out "al-uh-gay-nee-avv" and he thought they said "All the guineas OFF".

 

[lunatic59]

 

[shalemail]

2 fer.

 

[Dngrsone]

Saw this one on Pinterest:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said "Thank you."

I said, "Don't mention it."

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[Zigman66]

This song is one bad pun after another so... let the groaning begin!

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[lunatic59]

Manufactured by Quasi Motors.

 

[Clementine_3]

Manufactured by Quasi Motors.

Winner!!