The Punny Side of Life

[dontpanicbobby]

^^^ I'd flick that for a dollar! ^^^

 

[psionandy]

I hear tomorrow is a big day for Ornithologists

 

[Zigman66]

I have decided to sell my vacuum cleaner. It is just sitting around collecting dust.

 

[olbriar]

I bet he's a fungi to be with

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[shalemail]

Hope you enjoyed the

 

[shalemail]

I'm sick of all these phoney car mods.

 

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[Unforgiven]

 

[Dngrsone]

Don't know if we've done this one:

I saw Orion's Belt last night. Not very impressed: three stars.

 

[Dngrsone]

Ah...

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[lunatic59]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: They're using peelers?

 

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[Unforgiven]

 

[Clementine_3]

Slightly? Umm, yeah. No. LOL

 

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[shalemail]

What noise does a 747 make when it bounces? Boeing Boeing Boeing.

 

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[lunatic59]

 

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[Zigman66]

I saw a wading bird down by the pond that had no feathers. Seriously, it was stork naked!