The Punny Side of Life

[Member2035261]

(feel free to groan if this was an early post, or it's as old as I am. Even I've seen it before and I've only just discovered the Internet)



A teenage boy is getting ready to take his girlfriend to the prom. First he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a long tux line at the shop and it takes forever.
Next, he has to get some flowers, so he heads over to the florist and there’s a huge flower line there. He waits forever but eventually gets the flowers.
Then he heads out to rent a limo. Unfortunately, there’s a large limo line at the rental office, but he’s patient and gets the job done.

Finally, the day of the prom comes. The two are dancing happily and his girlfriend is having a great time. When the song is over, she asks him to get her some punch, so he heads over to the punch table and there’s no punchline.

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Some days later :
I can't say why I put this in the Punny thread.
Punny / Punchline maybe. Missed medication?

 

[Shotgun84]

I think he's gotta "wedge" something in there to help with the pain...

What you mean like a carrot or something? Maybe add a bit of mayo after? Soz it's the best coleslaw pun I could find

 

[Shotgun84]

Not sure if it really counts as a pun. Maybe just ironic.

 

[Zigman66]

Sorry, not getting it. It may be due my just waking up.

I'm not getting it yet because I have a low IQ, but my IQ level should grow in a year, right, so I'll come back to it then.

(the previous image - before I was Ninja'd)

Ok, ok, .... are ya ready for the spoiler?
The clam before the storm!

 

[Member2035261]

Ok, ok, .... are ya ready for the spoiler?
The clam before the storm!

Oh Dear Lord!

.... but thanks coz I don't feel so bad now.

I would have to be a high ranking member of Mensa's Dyslexia Division to get that one.

(although if I had thought 'storm' in the distance, well... who knows)

 

[Dngrsone]

Huh. I thought storm, thought clam; never made the connection. I gave up when I couldn't think of any alternative words to clam.

 

[Zigman66]

It was the thought of the storm coming and something in the foreground that finally made the connection for me

 

[Unforgiven]

Dood, c'mon, don't spoil the party for everyone else.

Meh, five days and a new page before giving the answer isn't too terrible. But spoiler tags aren't a bad idea.

 

[Zigman66]

Ok, ok.... 50 lashes with a wet noodle. Happy?

Altho waiting that long to answer makes us folks with short attention spans lose track pretty quickly

 

[Zigman66]

Of course not! I took my lashing like the wimp that I am!! Naw, seriously, I should have figured out to wrap it in the spoiler, my bad

 

[Zigman66]

I'll let my wife know you said that

She has actually graduated since meeting me. Now she drives a Triumph America. Has it at work today, in fact!

 

[Zigman66]

In fact, you could now say she is a bit of a cycle-path! (getting back on topic)

 

[Zigman66]

Did you know Alfred Hitchcock used to be into motocross? He was the master of suspens-ion

 

[shalemail]

This appears to be petrified wood.

 

[bcrichster]

This appears to be petrified wood. View attachment 132462

The mouth is even agape

 

[Zigman66]

I guess I never knew what gapes looked like before now

 

[Zigman66]

here is some screaming wood

 

[Zigman66]

They took a splinter of an idea hewed the son of a birch together

 

[Zigman66]

this is what it looked like as a prototype

 

[shalemail]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

^^That looks delicious!^^

 

[lunatic59]

^^That looks delicious!^^

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Sesame seed bun. Uhmmm... Tomato, Cheese, Spam, Lettuce and Mayo.

I guess it looks better than it tastes.

I never ate Spam intentionally.

 

[Zigman66]

I only like it thinly sliced and fried like bacon

 

[shalemail]

Did you hear that Oral-B and Queen Latifah are collaborating on a new toothbrush? It's to be dubbed the Cleen-Ya-Teefa.