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The Punny Side of Life

(poor pun joke in the wrong thread, lol I was tired last night)

here's a nice picture instead :

Oh Heck this is the pun thread. I need a phone with a 22' screen.

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This sailor fell off the crows nest on a sailing ship and fell trough the first deck and the second deck of the ship.

The captain went up to the sailor and asked if he was all right.

"I am all right," said the sailor. "I have been through hardships before."
 
A blonde (other hair colours and gender could work) got chatting with a good - looking, well - dressed man at a swanky city bar.

It turns out he's a physicist, and he started explaining a little of what he does.

"Mmmm!" she says, "I love nuclear fusion! What do you use for bait?"

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(On 3rd Edit : Don't rewrite old jokes Tony)
 
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