BrickHouse
Android Expert
Nothing wrong with Cali. We have shakers, not Quakers.
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The Punny Side of Life
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Nothing wrong with Cali. We have shakers, not Quakers.
Notes_Norton
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Fruits and Nuts as opposed to Oats?
Here in Florida when we say "The West Coast" we mean Tampa. California is referred to as "The Pacific Coast".
Anything past Pittsburgh is the West.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
You can have'm all. I've been in all contiguous states in all seasons. I'll keep the mild climate (Monterey bay) and rare "rattling of the timbers" for comfort. Florida's o.k. in mid winter, the Ozarks in mid spring, northern border late spring and Texas never. That's only weather related, nothing t' do with the people I've met.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Anything past Pittsburgh is the West.
One of the most temperate climates in the world (averaging one day a year below freezing and one week per year above 95) with spectacular views. No match for scuba and/or sky diving, spelunking, climbing and camping year 'round. How could I not like this place?
Notes_Norton
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I collect vintage time pieces. When I see one I like at online auction, I put it on my watch list.
BrickHouse
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I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don’t know what he laced them with, but I’ve been tripping all day.
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Breaking News.....
Notes_Norton
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He made his fortune selling Persian carpets.
It was a rugs to riches story.
It was a rugs to riches story.
Notes_Norton
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rootabaga
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Which explains why Chicago, et als, are “The Midwest.”Anything past Pittsburgh is the West.
Notes_Norton
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I wanted to exercise last night but it just didn't work out.
Notes_Norton
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Here at my estate on Monteverdi I attempted a Liszt of classical composers but had to go Bach because I couldn't get a Handel on it.
Notes_Norton
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I've just read that all the wildebeest in Africa have been replaced with animatronic copies. Fake gnus!
Notes_Norton
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5000 hares have escaped from the zoo. The police are combing the area.
rootabaga
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rootabaga
Android Expert
I noticed I duplicated an earlier post and since I couldn't delete it, I replaced it, so anyone interested in a REAL groaner...
https://androidforums.com/threads/the-punny-side-of-life.981876/page-82#post-7990036
https://androidforums.com/threads/the-punny-side-of-life.981876/page-82#post-7990036
Notes_Norton
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A man was found guilty of overusing commas.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
The judge warned him to expect a really long sentence.
Notes_Norton
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I knew a woman who owned a taser, man was she stunning!