Notes_Norton
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I started reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.
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The Punny Side of Life
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Notes_Norton
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TO BE FRANK
I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME
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Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.
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The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.
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eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.
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A woman walks up to a bartender and asks for a Double Entendre, so he gives it to her.
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I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.
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A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...
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Give it a second....
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^^^Just nope."^^^
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can't open this one anywhere
Help! Civil War soldiers in a Boston tea cup?
