The Punny Side of Life

Davdi · Aug 18, 2020

In the UK there's a brand of bread called Warburtons - try spelling that backwards

Notes_Norton · Aug 19, 2020

I started reading a book on anti-gravity. I can't put it down.

Notes_Norton · Aug 21, 2020

rootabaga · Aug 23, 2020

Notes_Norton · Aug 23, 2020

TO BE FRANK
I'D HAVE TO CHANGE MY NAME

Deleted User · Aug 24, 2020

Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other off.

Notes_Norton · Aug 24, 2020

The future, the present and the past walked into a bar. Things got a little tense.

Notes_Norton · Aug 26, 2020

eBay is so useless. I tried to look up lighters and all they had was 13,749 matches.

rootabaga · Aug 28, 2020

Notes_Norton · Aug 29, 2020

olbriar · Aug 29, 2020

rootabaga · Aug 30, 2020

Deleted User · Aug 30, 2020

A woman walks up to a bartender and asks for a Double Entendre, so he gives it to her.

Notes_Norton · Aug 30, 2020

lunatic59 · Aug 30, 2020

Notes_Norton said:
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olbriar · Aug 30, 2020

Notes_Norton · Aug 31, 2020

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself this is the last thing I need.

olbriar · Sep 3, 2020

Notes_Norton · Sep 3, 2020

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes. My dogs don't even own bikes...

Deleted User · Sep 3, 2020

Deleted User · Sep 3, 2020

Give it a second....

olbriar · Sep 3, 2020

Notes_Norton · Sep 4, 2020

dontpanicbobby · Sep 4, 2020

^^^Just nope."^^^

Deleted User · Sep 4, 2020

olbriar said:

can't open this one anywhere

olbriar said:

Help! Civil War soldiers in a Boston tea cup?