The Punny Side of Life

[Davdi]

I'm a little hard of herring, can I have that in Whiting?

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Prostitutes are buy sexual.

 

[rootabaga]

Some of you are far too young to get this one...

 

[Notes_Norton]

The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar. It was tense.

 

[lunatic59]

My psychiatrist explained that by believing I was both a teepee and a wigwam I was too tense.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

OT: 'The Penguin' which is a tavern near my job, put up concrete barriers to serve clients outside
I don't see their sidewalk sign anymore.
I'm amazed they still exist somewhere.

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

For those who aren't musicians and don't get the pun, "Walking Bass" is a style of bass playing that is common in jazz and pop music.

 

[rootabaga]

For those who aren't musicians and don't get the pun, "Walking Bass" is a style of bass playing that is common in jazz and pop music.

C'mon, man, don't give away the cow with the milk!!

 

[rootabaga]

I was recently reminded of this one, which is the first pun I remember learning.

 

[Notes_Norton]

If a cop pulls over a U-Haul

Did he bust a move?​

 

[rootabaga]

I am going to submit this as the definitive Christmas-themed pun...

 

[Milo Willamson]

I was thinking of a joke, of how an egg was shopping for hens.
Then again it was all the yolk and not the feathers,
maybe I heard a cluck and saw the frying pan at me

 

[Notes_Norton]

Thanks for teaching me the meaning of "plethora".

It means a lot.​

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

If you boil a funny bone
it becomes laughing stock.

That's humerus.​

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I broke up with my gym.

We just weren't working out.​

 

[olbriar]