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The Punny Side of Life
- Thread starter rootabaga
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Notes_Norton
Android Expert
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
A book just fell on my head...
... I only have my shelf to blame
... I only have my shelf to blame
rootabaga
Android Expert
it shames me to admit that took me a few beats...
Mostly a groaner... but what's a pun without a groan?
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Mostly a groaner... but what's a pun without a groan?
It's a dud.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
A groan is a perfect response to a pun IMO.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I broke up with my girlfriend of 5 years because I found out she was a communist...
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
I should have known, there were red flags everywhere.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
BrickHouse
Android Expert
That cuts it to the grain.
Notes_Norton
Android Expert
I tried to come up with a few myself, but they weren't any good. I got bored with it.
Your puns have Spruced up the joint. I wood add one but it's a miter of composing a clean cut pun that Willow knot make an Ash out of me. I Walnut let that happen.
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Nothing like adding a venier?
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rootabaga
Android Expert
Thank you for telling him the plain, unvarnished truth...
BrickHouse
Android Expert
Let's just hope you don't need to stay awake to do that. ...............