The Punny Side of Life

[krokus]

Now I don't want any small feet puns either.

Those would be some big shoes to fill.

 

[shalemail]

Oh and one last thing ... How do you pull off a space maneuver of this magnitude? You Planet.

 

[shalemail]

How do hipsters discuss shoes? They ...

 

[lunatic59]

That post is laced with soul, @shalemail. You should continue to canvas the internet for additional platforms to pump up this thread.

 

[shalemail]

At least I am still doing my part - hint hint @rootabaga ....

 

[shalemail]

Consider me totally chill biotch.

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[shalemail]

 

[dontpanicbobby]

 

[Bg260]

Today's set-up.

Spoiler

 

[shalemail]

I was complaining about the heat in the funny pictures thread, so I give you ...

 

[Bg260]

Q: What does an Agnostic, dyslexic, insomniac do?

A: Stays up all night contemplating the existence of Dog!

 

[The_Chief]

*GROAN*

 

[shalemail]

 

[SavageRobot]

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[shalemail]

An ..... Apple ... Pie Chart.

Or if you prefer ... Pumpkin ...

 

[lunatic59]

I have to ask, which one was named "herb"?

 

[lunatic59]

If they are staying at Fawlty Towers, you could ask Basil.

 

[Bg260]

Was going to make a Rosemarie's Baby comment but decided not to. Or does this count?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

They're cumin for you, Barbara!

 

[krokus]

That was a marjoram infraction.

 

[lunatic59]

If you guys don't stop peppering this thread with un-savory comments i'm going to have to take your caraway.

 

[Clementine_3]

You all have some deep seeded issues, some just sprouting but most are heavily rooted.

 

[Bg260]

@AZgl1500
When I die I want to go quietly in my sleep. Like my grandfather. Not kicking and screaming, like the people in the car he was driving

Didn't want to get to off topic in the Google Drive thread

 

[Deleted User]

A child's potential to resist their parents is shocking.