The Punny Side of Life

[dan330]

How do people think up such gems?

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i know that i am being difficult... but...

lions have a pride of females.... and tigers dont

 

[The_Chief]

For you literacy freaks out there, I KNOW there's a typo. I didn't make this thing. Deal with it!

 

[shalemail]

18 carrot necklace

 

[jjlawson139]

So the chef that pasta way....can he be contacted using a luigi board?

 

[shalemail]

 

[Dngrsone]

Heh, that one took me a moment.

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Nope.

 

[lunatic59]

It must be an ogre ... they're like onions, right?

 

[shalemail]

It must be an ogre ... they're like onions, right?

Parfait .... everyone likes parfait ...

 

[shalemail]

Have you any wool?

 

[dontpanicbobby]

Black Jeep.
Hmmm what does Jeep rhyme with..
Give me a second..
It's coming to me...
...
....

A healthy liver leads a happy life.

 

[Jerry_Barbero]

 

[shalemail]

Where can a guy get a square meal around here?

 

[shalemail]

The Ark of the Condiments

 

[shalemail]

Quarter pounder with cheese

 

[shalemail]

 

[shalemail]

Cheer up Spring is just around the corner ...

 

[codesplice]

This one goes out to my fellow band nerds:

 

[bcrichster]

Bahahahahah... Nice!!

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[shalemail]

If Jesus died for our SIN then who died for our COS and TAN?

 

[lunatic59]

If Jesus died for our SIN then who died for our COS and TAN?

Pythagoras?

 

[Hadron]

 

[lunatic59]

Oooomph.

 

[Hadron]