The Punny Side of Life

[Zigman66]

My first computer was an AX88 or maybe it was an AT88, can't really remember for sure. Internet wasn't even a concept then. First computer I had with a modem was a 286 with a 14.4 modem , I believe. AOL for life, right??

 

[Rico ANDROID]

 

[Rico ANDROID]

Awe @rootabaga you ole hoot!

 

[Member2047631]

I know this isn't really a pun, but about 5 years ago one of my friends made it up near Halloween

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no bones

 

[Zigman66]

I know this isn't really a pun, but about 5 years ago one of my friends made it up near Halloween

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no bones

There is a thread called "Tell me a joke" where this would have fit in. That joke is an old one, btw. The actual punchline is "because he had no guts".

 

[Member2047631]

There is a thread called 'Tell me a joke' where this would have fit in. That joke is an old one, btw. The actual punchline is 'because he had no guts'.

That's why I said we made it up
He had no bones and he's a skeleton so...

 

[Member2047631]

Had no guts isn't as funny to me

 

[codesplice]

Not punny either way though...

 

[lunatic59]

Maybe it would be funnier if you fleshed it out, otherwise it's bloody awful.

 

[Member2047631]

If he had no bones he wouldn't exist so he didn't cross the road. It's funnier if you hear it in person

 

[Unforgiven]

If he had no bones he wouldn't exist so he didn't cross the road. It's funnier if you hear it in person

That's deep.

 

[shalemail]

If he had no bones he wouldn't exist so he didn't cross the road. It's funnier if you hear it in person

Maybe ... he didn't cross the road, no bones about it.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

If he had no bones he wouldn't exist so he didn't cross the road. It's funnier if you hear it in person

!it was cute/punny to me. i csught the pun

 

[Rico ANDROID]

of couese i can relate to this

 

[Dngrsone]

If he had no bones he wouldn't exist so he didn't cross the road. It's funnier if you hear it in person

Maybe the road crossing was done in spirit?

 

[lunatic59]

I doubt a skeleton with no bones would find that humorous.

 

[Dngrsone]

I doubt a skeleton with no bones would find that humorous.

That joke didn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Rico ANDROID]

ROFL!!! Everybody's beating me to all the good puns!!!!

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[lunatic59]

Then how about some bad ones?

 

[Rico ANDROID]

 

[lunatic59]

I've had to delete a few posts that were not puns and not in the spirit of this thread. If it's not a pun, can we please find a better place for the post? (or not post at all?)

Please don't hijack to turn the thread away from it's original intention.

 

[Member2047631]

I've had to delete a few posts that were not puns and not in the spirit of this thread. If it's not a pun, can we please find a better place for the post? (or not post at all?)

Please don't hijack to turn the thread away from it's original intention.

Sorry I'm being stupid again like always

 

[lunatic59]

 

[Rico ANDROID]

 

[Member2047631]

I once got into so much debt that I couldn't even afford my electricity bills, they were the darkest times of my life.