The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

Q. What do dentists call their x-rays?


A. Tooth pics

 

[olbriar]

 

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[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

 

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I didn't think wearing orthopedic shoes would help,


but I stand corrected.

 

[olbriar]

 

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People are usually shocked when the find out I'm not a very good electrician.

 

[Member 2135452]

People always assumed I am a musician, I always carry a piano case on my back.
Ya think you know a person or two, but my hands are tired from the lifting of it....

 

[olbriar]

 

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[rootabaga]

While transiting an airport terminal a long time ago, I happened across Leo Sayer. As we made small talk he told me I reminded him of Sam on Cheers.
“Wow,” I said, “You make me feel like Danson!”

 

[rootabaga]

Painfully (not magically!) delicious!

 

[Davdi]

I've got new neighbours - Mr & Mrs Culture and their daughter Hortense.
Hortense is a keen gardener, so she's known as Horti Culture.

 

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[olbriar]

 

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I always thought Beef Stroganoff was a name for a steer pleasuring itself.

 

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[Member 2135452]

My refrigerator ran away with my dishwasher, think they are going to suds it up.
Make bubble cryogenic babies.

 

[rootabaga]

Definitely not to be trusted...

 

[Notes_Norton]

Dad, are we pyromaniacs?

Yes, we arson.

 

[Notes_Norton]

My wife asked me today if I had seen the dog bowl...

I said I didn’t know he could!

 

[Notes_Norton]

Good news, the Lego store has reopened...


People are lined up for blocks!

 

[rootabaga]

You’ve heard the expression “throw a monkey wrench into a situation?” Well, here you go!