The Punny Side of Life

[Notes_Norton]

Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink.

 

[Member 2135452]

Did you hear about the music playing in the background... in that soft movement of a clap?

 

[Notes_Norton]

I have a few jokes about unemployed people but it doesn't matter, none of them work.

 

[Member 2135452]

Ya know:

When you can devour the young, such as egg and sometimes color their outershell.
You start to wonder, huh has my chicken been cooked up? Or is it goose?

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Yaroslav Fadeev]

 

[Notes_Norton]

It's one of the 4 basic food groups ^^

 

[Notes_Norton]

I saw an ad for burial plots, and thought to myself, this is the last thing I need.

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[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

I'm glad I know sign language, it's pretty handy.

 

[Notes_Norton]

I asked my date to meet me at the gym today. She didn't show up. That's when I knew we weren't gonna work out.

 

[Member 2135452]

I saw an elephant, dressed in pink. I blink, it was still pink, I ran away and it was still pink,
running towards me.. but, I was not afraid at first.. I knew it was an illusion, thinking there is no such thing as pink elephants.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Notes_Norton]

A cop just knocked on my door and told me that my dogs were chasing people on bikes.

My dogs don't even own bikes…​

 

[Notes_Norton]

 

[Notes_Norton]

Justice is a dish best served cold because if it were served warm, it would be justwater.

 

[Member 2135452]

If you are boiling eggs, try to make sure the yolk is not on you.

 

[rootabaga]

No doubt!

 

[rootabaga]

Polishing mirrors…on reflection, that’s a job I could really see myself doing!

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]