The TRUTH!...I figured out why forum member funkylogik uses Android and not apple

[funkylogik]

Pretty much all voice recognition doesn't work over here ;-)

Burnistoun - Voice Recognition Elevator in Scotland - YouTube

Lmao. Just watched this again. Burnistoun is amazing! Now THIS is why scotsmen have the stereotype of being angry.... nothing to do with our genes.. its to do with the rest of the english speaking world bein too "stupid" to understand us when we can understand them perfectly!

Tbh i have more faith in a computer understanding us than a BBC stereotypical Englishman or a CNN stereotypical American

 

[Slug]

the person in the OP vid speaks POSH...

Aye, I'm sure I detected a hint of "Edinburgh" in there, Funky.

Yes you alllllllll say "haggis" the same

Nomnomnom.... quality scran, man!

 

[huh]

aye blossom....there can be only one..

 

[funkylogik]

Agree wae Slug, haggis is minted!

 

[huh]

Pure!

 

[gtbarry]

No offense to anyone, but the foods I can't stand personally: haggis, vegemite, kim chee and that thing I ate in Paris.

And I've eaten escargot, chicken hearts and menudo. Ummmmm, not all at the same time.

 

[funkylogik]

Aye pal pure minted x

 

[huh]

No offense to anyone, but the foods I can't stand personally: haggis, vegemite, kim chee and that thing I ate in Paris.

And I've eaten escargot, chicken hearts and menudo. Ummmmm, not all at the same time.

wait!! Menudo? wasn't that a spanish boy band?? I wondered what happened to them!yikes!!!

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Now, doesn't that make your mouth water? LOL

 

[Mikestony]

^^^ uke:

 

[funkylogik]

Lol thats not a fair picture because it wouldnt be served like that. Ill only respect anyones opinion of haggis if they have tasted it (non vegetarian scottish recipe).
Trust me, it isnt a meal we have to hold our nose to eat to keep our stereotype.. it does seriously taste and smell good. Best way i can describe it is like a spicey mince with herbs
P.s, i dont speak for the average scotsman

P.ps, check the ingredients of hot dogs and google the definition of each ingredient

 

[Revenant Ghost]

Lol thats not a fair picture because it wouldnt be served like that. Ill only respect anyones opinion of haggis if they have tasted it (non vegetarian scottish recipe).
Trust me, it isnt a meal we have to hold our nose to eat to keep our stereotype.. it does seriously taste and smell good. Best way i can describe it is like a spicey mince with herbs
P.s, i dont speak for the average scotsman

P.ps, check the ingredients of hot dogs and google the definition of each ingredient

Good point. And I eat hot dogs too, so I'll just leave it at that.

 

[funkylogik]

Lmao NO we wont just leave it at that......

And kilts are comfier than PAAANTS :-D

 

[gtbarry]

Fair fa' your honest, sonsie face,
Great chieftain o the puddin'-race!
Aboon them a' ye tak your place,
Painch, tripe, or thairm:
Weel are ye worthy o' a grace
As lang's my arm.

(Fair and full is your honest, jolly face,
Great chieftain of the sausage race!
Above them all you take your place,
Stomach, tripe, or intestines:
Well are you worthy of a grace
As long as my arm.)

- Address to a Haggis by Robert Burns

 

[EarlyMon]

Lmao NO we wont just leave it at that......

And kilts are comfier than PAAANTS :-D

Just stop right there and tell me whose definition of pants we're talking about here.

The rest of my reply is so obvious that I can't make it with a straight type and so hilarious that you owe me a pint because you know exactly what I mean!

 

[Revenant Ghost]

You know, this take on haggis doesn't look too bad. A bit fancy though.

 

[funkylogik]

Just stop right there and tell me whose definition of pants we're talking about here.

The rest of my reply is so obvious that I can't make it with a straight type and so hilarious that you owe me a pint because you know exactly what I mean!

Lmao! In the UK definition :beer:

 

[EarlyMon]

No one believes in gourmet haggis, no matter how much they want to with a straight face.

Scratch that.

Gourmet haggis is the dream of all world travellers and offered as a boon to all tourists able to afford it.

Yeah. That's it.

 

[funkylogik]

You know, this take on haggis doesn't look too bad.

Actually luks sexy there :thumbup:
Thats the type of dish a bloody Yank or Brit would buy in scotland for a rediculous price lol.
Bet its nicer deep fried in batter and served with chips (FRIIIIS) and "broon sauce" like we buy it round the corner

 

[EarlyMon]

^ Told ya.

 

[Revenant Ghost]

In that case, let's go old school with it then.

 

[funkylogik]

Aaaar how did i get ninjad by a yank lol???? (Emon) He stole my caber :beer:

 

[funkylogik]

In that case, let's go old school with it then.

Ummmmm.... never seen that in my life lol. What izit mate?

 

[EarlyMon]

Aaaar how did i get ninjad by a yank lol???? He stole my caber :beer:

Simple.

It's still way dark over here, not 5 am.

I know, I know - you're welcome.

 

[funkylogik]

05:03 actually!