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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

“Judge us not equally, Abraham. We may all deserve hell, but some of us deserve it sooner than others”

“I hereby resolve to kill every vampire in America.”~Abraham Lincoln (oh and CBF)
 
[Flashback] I'm hangin out in the lounge chewing on an iPhone, when out of nowhere a squirrel shoots out of the bushes, I'm utterly distracted. CHASE SQUIRREL, must resist. Whilst I'm distracted out of nowhere I hear:


I wake up standing in the same spot (horses sleep standing up ;) )

The iPhone is dreadfull, must spit it out!! I now feel ravenous, and an uncontrollable urge to join Ozzy on tour (Refer to avatar). I must find sustenance, I must FEED!!

SQUIRREL!!!!

What were we talking about again? :confused:
 
Can we meet up? I'll pay you not to slay me. Just watch your back as you walk away. Us vampires can't be trusted.
 
well it seems that the android forum is becoming the vampire forum. what is a frog to do. I mean do I team up with EM and give him poison to sleigh his vampires or do I team up with OTD and give her poison to protect her self from the likes of EM My cousin the poisonous dart frog is eager to help someone anyone who can vanish this rattenous human race that has plagued this world like a virus. Agent smith wasn't so off with his view point on the species. what to do what to do. hmmmmmmm
 
Ever had Peking Duck?

Now try Hubei Chicken...
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kill the vamps... it more challenging.. at night.

but during the day.. shooting fish in a barrel. loads of fun!
 
I was walking down the street one night
Looking for something to do
When up from the shadows came this horrific fright
And his name was Vincent Van Bow!
And as he drew close, I started to cry
And I slowly backed away
When he grabbed my throat
Stuck his teeth in my neck
And he told me, "You're life...Will never...Be the same..."
If you know where I got that from, I will be surprised. ;)
 
dan330 said:
kill the vamps... it more challenging.. at night.

but during the day.. shooting fish in a barrel. loads of fun!
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yes it may be true but look at them so purty like I mean thats like taking and chopping the head off of barbie its a lot of fun but you can only do it once.
 
Well I was doing the usual halloween theme before I ever saw this, I guess I will now have to watch my back...errr...neck..errr...ahhh...is it night right now??? Where is OTD????
 
I may be scarce over the next few weeks. I'm going on tour with Ozzy.

It's going to be awesome hanging with the Prince of Darkness! Plus there's loads of humans about! A buffet every night. ;)
 
Hadron said:
Remember we're in different time zones - it's always night for some of us...
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yeah.. but the ones in my time zone (at the time) are the only ones that I need to shoot in that barrow (during the my day time).

dont worry.. i will get to you! :cool:
 
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