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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop
- Thread starter OfTheDamned
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Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Bearszy, i "think" i would leave this'n. 'Thah HADEZ' alone! Shes a man-eater! "Watch-out, boy! She'll Chew You UP!"
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Aint she ?!? Id hate to ever cross her path! Looks like something from Hills Have Eyes
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Look Rico she's staring through your Soul and wondering which part she want's to eat first
Naw! I think she knows i am the supplier and shes got Poo-Bear & Honey Under Glass on her "minds"
LilBit
Extreme Android User
Look Rico she's staring through your Soul and wondering which part she want's to eat first
I'm still here!!!! Watching and waiting
Ohs nos, she alive, or undead, or, around.
Hi bit
Hi bit
Revenant Ghost
Android Expert
Revenant Ghost
Android Expert
You know she's a star
True, I guess she's been busy. But hey, that's a good thing right?
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
............we have been in the presence of "The Rooler Of The Damned" all this time!......uh - oh!
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Now I'm wondering if I should still eat her
If i were you, id let this one be! Shes the ROOLER who feeds U S the scraps from HER Coveted Dining Table! Besides............"I F".......that reeeeeeeeeely "IS" HER HIGHNESS in disguise all along, we wouldnt even get'er lasso'ed up to the buffet bar for the feed'n frenzy......and we ALL may be joining Dan666 into Eternal "DAN-NATION"for the way we picked on her alias name "lil bit"
Oooh man! This is a scary de-lemon! Oops i meant "delima"
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
How time seem soooo insignifficant......when you're DAMNED!
Hey you SNEEK! I thought you had JUST wondered down that 'one-way-buffet-path' that day, only a few months ago when Zombie-Dan666 met you on the deserted road - drooling!?
Looks like we BOTH ended up in here on the SAME day a year ago! OCTOBER 4, 2012! Except i was sooooo cute, HER MAJESTY spared me as a dungeon caretaker and Buffet-Bar-Ree-Stocker! But YOU must have been soooo bad, you were DAMNED even a day before you arrived! Ahhhh yes! I remember it so vividly now!
Well Happy Gee- DAMN Anniversary to you!
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
That poor, poor Dan666.....oops i meant, Dan330! He should seek th mercy and help of The ATHIEST PRIEST AND The REVENANT GHOST & INC.. Ive heard legends of this Power-Dream Team performing WONDERS that gained the appeasememt of HER HIGHNESS OF THE UNDEAD!
K
Kaat72
Guest
Talking about me? 
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Talking about me?
Talking about me?
The FEEDING FRENZY IS ABOUT TO COMMENCE!
(Bring Your OWN Blood)
(Bring Your OWN Blood)
Today's Menu
Hi there "dinner"...oops I meant "Kaat72", yeah, "Kaat72!"
My name is Dan666 and I will be "SERVING YOU" today!
Please Click HERE and sign in at the FIRST Post
Then proceed to "take your place on ,
OOPS!...."at!" yeah, ok, "AT" the Buffet Table.
Thanks!"
This Buffet Special is Approved
By
The Management & STaff at
THE UNDEAD DEN BAR & GRILL
-And-
DEN OF THE DAMNED -
("A Beastro & Sushi Fine Establishment")
(Sponsored By)
HELL'S KITTCHUN
And By
HADRON'S CALDRON
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
The FEEDING FRENZY IS ABOUT TO COMMENCE!
(Bring Your OWN Blood)
Today's Menu
Hi there "dinner"...oops I meant "Kaat72", yeah, "Kaat72!"
My name is Dan666 and I will be "SERVING YOU" today!
Please Click HERE and sign in at the FIRST Post
Then proceed to "take your place on ,
OOPS!...."at!" yeah, ok, "AT" the Buffet Table.
Thanks!"
This Buffet Special is Approved
By
The Management & STaff at
THE UNDEAD DEN BAR & GRILL
-And-
DEN OF THE DAMNED -
("A Beastro & Sushi Fine Establishment")
(Sponsored By)
HELL'S KITTCHUN
And By
HADRON'S CALDRON
You young'ns gonna WISH fo' my cook'n one day and I'll be Gow'ne! You hear me?! Hmmmph! Up in here cook'n over uh RED HOT STOVE AWLL month long to prepare supper and whatchaw do? You go and stop down at "Dead Mans' Ribs & Jawells" and fill up on that JUNK FOOD!
I tell you tha Toof! ZOMBIES thes days dont appreciate uh Good "Jimmy Buffet', i meant, Joosie buffette with all the trimmin' like back in the day when MY zombie mombie had to walk uphill - BOTH WAYS! in the snow and CATCH a fresh unwarey soul. And let it zombify and age a year or so till n the "greenage" set in and prepared GOOD food for us 147 chilluns at home! Twlk about GOOOOOOD TIMES AND GOOD FEEDS!
WE appreciated it too! Wudd'nt none of that "fanger food" or "snack-a-rib" joints where i come frum! We may be frum the slow -moving zombie generation, but we took time to Aappreciate GOOOD. KAAT72...oops i meant GOOD FOOD! We slowed down to stop and smell da carcases! Not like you "think-you-grown FASTASS zombie kids today! GIT yall un-butts up in your rooms and unclean it an no watchn "The Munsters" tonite.....humph , i mite be OOOOOLLLLD BUT iaint gonna let no chilluns of mine "PUT ME IN AN EARLY LIFE"!
"I BROUGHTYALL OIT OF THIS WORLD AND I'LL PUT YALL BACK IN!
AND NOW - A WORD FROM RICO ANDROID:
(ROFL....GOD I sure miss my mamma!)
Hey i am just a humble servant just passing along "mammas message!. Its been several milleniums s!nce i wuz "whooped" !n shape by mamma! She aint happy, and when mamma a!nt happy......well, just watch what happened last time she whipped up a Down-Home buffet and I said. I d!dnt want 'COUNTRY Food'...
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