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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

Heh, im just the lowly servant and zombie-feeder - where i scout for some unwary soul thst happens to treck down the unlit, cold damp and eerie path and i talk them into stopping by Her Magesty's Den - where they eventuall' get marinated in time for din-din! But you are doing a great job , whth that angelic little red bearzybub stuffed toy personage , woo'ing and getting the unwary feeling 'warm and fuzzy and safe - then you eat'em alive! ROFL
 
dan330 said:
I am the anti-Rico... trying to shoo away the unsuspecting victims.
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But what @Danny fail to remember is'The Mother Of The Den Of The Damned' has personally "DAMNED" Danny666 for an eternity in the form of a can of Hormel Spam Meat where he resides on the shelf in the Den's Pantry . Everybofy knows when an unwary notices a can of meats 'talking',they say 'how cure! I want one!!!"

they 'believes me' when i tell'em "AWWE thats a novelty gift you can pick up in "The Den's Gift Shop". And i win in getting them thru those "mirage" neon-lit bright and cheerful ghost-of a storefront doors"............then All HELL'o' breaks loose , storefront poofs away and....and,..and Bearszybub commence to chomp'n!
 
I may be undead.. but I fight the urge to partake in the evil that it is.

like SPAWN.. and Blade... I will forever fight the ones responsible for my current situation.
damn them all to hell!
 
And you KNOWWW the only one who can un-undead you is Her Highness "Of The Damned" . Thats a mighty long time for not eating and letting the choicest good pieces of Grade 'Z' run away!

I'm bett'n Its just a matter of time, give-r-take a millenial or two, the ole craving for human cuisine will kick-in!
 
Rico ANDROID said:
Heh, im just the lowly servant and zombie-feeder - where i scout for some unwary soul thst happens to treck down the unlit, cold damp and eerie path and i talk them into stopping by Her Magesty's Den - where they eventuall' get marinated in time for din-din! But you are doing a great job , whth that angelic little red bearzybub stuffed toy personage , woo'ing and getting the unwary feeling 'warm and fuzzy and safe - then you eat'em alive! ROFL
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we don't call it Marinated they catch on to quick , so we decided to call it a Herbal Spa bath :D
 
Bearsyzf said:
to Hell lol, where do you think they came from :rolleyes:
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ROFL! @DAN666 wants to start an eternal-never-endimg-cycle of sending them back where they came from. Repeating the 'Quest' over and over - wondering when will these zombies ever decrease in number - all the while never realizing hes' damning them back to where HE is!
 
dan330 said:
damn them all BACK to hell!!!!
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Haha! You'll come around in about another 1,000 yrs . When you work up a hearty appetite and join us on an occassional "zombie-feest", just keep thinking this phrase to help it go down smoooth - and stays there: "Mmmm! Tastes Like CHIKKEN!"
 
lunatic59 said:
FTFY, Rico. ;)
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ROT'D'FL! Thanks fer fix'n that, @Lunatic! By the way - WHO'S our latest victum?...oops i meant -"dinner guest"? Just before i went 'above ground' ( and that was a long long time away from the den), I believe those undeads with a then-current ZombieCard , all feested on a "Kaat Under Glass Buffet after she stumbled across 'the path'!

Are we still nibbling on da bones by now, or is there Fresh Nue Meats?
 
little do they know... it was not a human but a cow cleverly made up to look like a human. this trick has been working for many decades..
 
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