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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop
- Thread starter OfTheDamned
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Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Heh! Is it behind the bleachers?
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Whatever happened to Backstage in the Auditorium ? 
Bearsyzf
Android Expert
Whatever happened to Backstage in the Auditorium ?
How's it going brother... i knew you would be back
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Hey Bearzy! Yup i is back. This time was a rough ride. You been keeping the den busy?
Riiiiicccccooooo!!
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Theres my buddy! Hey Trey!!!! How youve been? Man i have been away for a stretch this time! Finally got an appetite back to norm and am i HUNGRY! I wonder if they serve KRISPY KREMES here in the den?!?
Bearsyzf
Android Expert
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Heh, im just the lowly servant and zombie-feeder - where i scout for some unwary soul thst happens to treck down the unlit, cold damp and eerie path and i talk them into stopping by Her Magesty's Den - where they eventuall' get marinated in time for din-din! But you are doing a great job , whth that angelic little red bearzybub stuffed toy personage , woo'ing and getting the unwary feeling 'warm and fuzzy and safe - then you eat'em alive! ROFL
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
But what @Danny fail to remember is'The Mother Of The Den Of The Damned' has personally "DAMNED" Danny666 for an eternity in the form of a can of Hormel Spam Meat where he resides on the shelf in the Den's Pantry . Everybofy knows when an unwary notices a can of meats 'talking',they say 'how cure! I want one!!!"
they 'believes me' when i tell'em "AWWE thats a novelty gift you can pick up in "The Den's Gift Shop". And i win in getting them thru those "mirage" neon-lit bright and cheerful ghost-of a storefront doors"............then All HELL'o' breaks loose , storefront poofs away and....and,..and Bearszybub commence to chomp'n!
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
And you KNOWWW the only one who can un-undead you is Her Highness "Of The Damned" . Thats a mighty long time for not eating and letting the choicest good pieces of Grade 'Z' run away!
I'm bett'n Its just a matter of time, give-r-take a millenial or two, the ole craving for human cuisine will kick-in!
I'm bett'n Its just a matter of time, give-r-take a millenial or two, the ole craving for human cuisine will kick-in!
Bearsyzf
Android Expert
we don't call it Marinated they catch on to quick , so we decided to call it a Herbal Spa bath
Bearsyzf
Android Expert
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
to Hell lol, where do you think they came from
ROFL! @DAN666 wants to start an eternal-never-endimg-cycle of sending them back where they came from. Repeating the 'Quest' over and over - wondering when will these zombies ever decrease in number - all the while never realizing hes' damning them back to where HE is!
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Haha! You'll come around in about another 1,000 yrs . When you work up a hearty appetite and join us on an occassional "zombie-feest", just keep thinking this phrase to help it go down smoooth - and stays there: "Mmmm! Tastes Like CHIKKEN!"
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
FTFY, Rico.
ROT'D'FL! Thanks fer fix'n that, @Lunatic! By the way - WHO'S our latest victum?...oops i meant -"dinner guest"? Just before i went 'above ground' ( and that was a long long time away from the den), I believe those undeads with a then-current ZombieCard , all feested on a "Kaat Under Glass Buffet after she stumbled across 'the path'!
Are we still nibbling on da bones by now, or is there Fresh Nue Meats?
Rico ANDROID
Android Expert
Ha-haaa! It DOES get more aromatic and tastier as it 'ages and ferments' , right?!? That @Dan666 just doesnt know what he's missing!