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The Undead Den and Resurrectione Rest-stop

dan330 said:
don't make me use my new muscles and horns on u!!!!
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lunatic59 said:
That dan ... always blowing his own horn.

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Bearsyzf said:
Ol Danny Boy :D
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Bearszybub - just stay on guard! We dont need no lil' Bearszydans runnin' around up in here!
 
Bearsyzf said:
I'm on the watch :rolleyes:
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While you keep an eye on @Undead Dan, i am off to "grocery shopping" - enticing some unwaryandrodian soul to stop in and see our sweet little 'Candy Shop', and have 'em stay for a 'brunch'.....maybe if we can uh....'have'em over for dinner'
 
Bearsyzf said:
I'm on the watch :rolleyes:
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Are you the guy in the bushes with the binoculars wearing a trench coat? :p

Rico ANDROID said:
While you keep an eye on @Undead Dan, i am off to "grocery shopping" - enticing some unwaryandrodian soul to stop in and see our sweet little 'Candy Shop', and have 'em stay for a 'brunch'.....maybe if we can uh....'have'em over for dinner'
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If their names are Hansel and Gretel, watch out, they're packin'!
 
I am outside.. with the sign "run for you life".
spinning it.. dancing.. yelling at the people that come to close




crazy dude on the street!!!!!! (like those advertisers.. "tax season" people)
 
lunatic59 said:
Are you the guy in the bushes with the binoculars wearing a trench coat? :p



If their names are Hansel and Gretel, watch out, they're packin'!
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ROFL! Good one! If I can get them into the Caldron-Pot... planning on making tamales out of them (Ever watch a 1990's movie "Free Way"?)


dan330 said:
I am outside.. with the sign "run for you life".
spinning it.. dancing.. yelling at the people that come to close



crazy dude on the street!!!!!! (like those advertisers.. "tax season" people)
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Look at @UnDead Dan doing his stuff! YOU GOO BOIEEEEE! (too bad you're standing on ...uh.. the wrong corner)

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Bearsyzf said:
Don't worry Dan, if we choke it's not like we are going to DIE bwaabwaahaha , Dan do you want to be the Main course or the appetiser :eating:
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Eating another zombie "was" against my principals, but considering we aint e'tt in over 700 years, then what the HELLO! Re-eating another 'undead' aint like its cannibalism, right?!? Okay Danny! Hip & Hop up on this buff-ett table!
 
Bearsyzf said:
Dan , you better taste better than what Kaat just posted :mad:
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Hmmmph! He'd BETTER!!! Especially after i've slaved over a hot grill...i meant, oops "caldron" slowww roasting and 'basting' his undeadbutt for over 374 years! That mests should be falling off the bone! LITERALLY!
 
looks like I will have bring out the "steaks"... wooden.. for the night flyers... feed it to your hearts.

for the walkers.. big walking canes .. to the head
 
What about us flesh-eating trolls who lurk under bridges waiting for unsuspecting soon-to-be corpses?

Stakes? That's for 'pires.
Silver Bullets? Werewolves.
Beheading? Mummies.
Brain removal? Zombies, of course ....


But trolls?

well...

You could show them a picture of Luna naked, but there are laws against using weapons of mass destruction. :p
 
trolls are easy to kill... any weapon will do.

internet trolls are another thing all together. it requires to actually find the little bugger.. and push him out their little hole .. into the real world. they instantly disappear.
finding them is the hardest part
 
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