Weird/Ambiguous Warnings

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

While I appreciate the warning, I’m more concerned about those eyes…

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

What a thoughtful publisher, to splash the warning all over the cover that way…

 

[rootabaga]

Warning: you should wear proper foot protection when holding an appliance on the roof of your friend’s Honda!

 

[rootabaga]

I debated whether to park this in the Punny thread but decided it was definitely a weird warning.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

that extra half makes all of the difference!

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

When every bike is an e-bike…

 

[The_Chief]

Remember folks: no running babies through the shredder! Safety first!

 

[rootabaga]

What I keep thinking about is how many dolts tried to leave through that cabinet that they finally put a sign on it…

 

[The_Chief]

If you want to have fun watching dolts, tape a sign saying "CAUTION: DRY PAINT" to a random wall - and watch how many people will touch the wall to make sure that it is, in fact. dry.

 

[rootabaga]

Umm…what “road?” I don’t even see a lane or a path…

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[Unforgiven]

 

[rootabaga]

I hope it’s worth the wait…

 

[rootabaga]

Apparently things have changed post-Brexit…

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]