Weird/Ambiguous Warnings

[rootabaga]

So it’s only trespassing if I have treason in mind? And what if I’m already sticted…must I still be re-sticted?

 

[Davdi]

Sign was maybe made by a non English speaker?

 

[rootabaga]

Sign was maybe made by a non English speaker?

I kind of doubt it. More likely a kid that skated through school and never learned grammar and spelling. There are sadly millions of them out there.

 

[BrickHouse]

I kind of doubt it. More likely a kid that skated through school and never learned grammar and spelling. There are sadly millions of them out there.

No truer statement made about the sad state of our modernized education system.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

Let's put that in the middle of a roundabout.

I want to watch the faces contort.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Probably a good place to avoid…

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

 

[rootabaga]

Part of this warning has, I think, to do with fulfilling your childhood nightmares…

 

[olbriar]

 

[BrickHouse]

Be aware, mowing this yard will cause random projectiles!

 

[rootabaga]

Wide lanes may pass cyclists at will, I suppose.

 

[Unforgiven]

Wide lanes may pass cyclists at will, I suppose.

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Spacing, like punctuation, matters.

 

[BrickHouse]

Spacing, like punctuation, matters.

And grammatic syntax be cursed.

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Few know that “Poop in the rocks” was the original lyric before Neil Diamond changed it to “Love on the rocks.”

It’s true, @Notes_Norton will back me up on this.

 

[rootabaga]

If this isn’t a warning I don’t know what is…

(You know an idiot did this because there’s no joint compound on the threads…)

 

[Davdi]

^^^^ That looks safe -ish (on second thoughts that doesn't look at all safe.

 

[olbriar]