Weird/Ambiguous Warnings

[rootabaga]

Warning: when you buy stuff online the seller may, perhaps, misrepresent what you're actually buying...

 

[Davdi]

Warning: when you buy stuff online the seller may, perhaps, misrepresent what you're actually buying...

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That'll go with a bang.

 

[Unforgiven]

And in a rarity, a link to the actual tweet...
https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1357718112599240706

 

[Clementine_3]

That is a large boulder.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

And in a rarity, a link to the actual tweet...
https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1357718112599240706
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Tweeted from the department of redundancy department, too!

 

[rootabaga]

I’m not sure how, exactly, that will improve your vision...

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Be aware that some people may misconstrue your meaning, so choose your sentence structure carefully...

 

[dontpanicbobby]

All your base belong to us!

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

I’m looking in the hallway for the caution sign, but I don’t see it...

 

[rootabaga]

Now don’t go giving it away...

 

[rootabaga]

Sounds like a ride to be avoided...

 

[BrickHouse]

I’m looking in the hallway for the caution sign, but I don’t see it...

Keep walking ... farther ... farther .........

 

[BrickHouse]

Warning: when you buy stuff online the seller may, perhaps, misrepresent what you're actually buying...

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Are ya sure that ain’t a hotel service bell?

 

[olbriar]

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Apparently some dodoheads confused sand sculpting with ice sculpting...

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

Seems like good advice!!

 

[rootabaga]

Some people should be required to display this warning...

 

[Unforgiven]

Some people should be required to display this warning...

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Truer words have never been assembled on a sign.

 

[olbriar]

 

[rootabaga]

I’m not sure about the fridge…