Weird/Ambiguous Warnings

olbriar · May 18, 2021

olbriar · May 18, 2021

BrickHouse · May 18, 2021

olbriar said:

Didn't know bovine can be taught to read.

rootabaga · May 19, 2021

BrickHouse said:
Didn't know bovine can be taught to read.

…or how to close a gate!

rootabaga · May 19, 2021

I’m not sure what’s ahead, but it doesn’t seem good!

dontpanicbobby · May 22, 2021

To the right?
I thought apocalypse was to the left y'all. Get it on.

rootabaga · May 23, 2021

Well, he certainly loosed a bunch of horrible grammar on her!

Clementine_3 · May 23, 2021

Oh my.

Davdi · May 25, 2021

Any resemblance between that and grammatically correct English is entirely co-incidental.

lunatic59 · May 27, 2021

rootabaga · Jun 23, 2021

Apparently this machine is human…

Dngrsone · Jun 23, 2021

rootabaga said:
Apparently this machine is human…

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Might as well name it Dngrsone

rootabaga · Jun 30, 2021

Umm…

rootabaga · Jun 30, 2021

They must have some really well-evolved rattlesnakes if they can read and have legs!

olbriar · Jul 6, 2021

rootabaga · Jul 10, 2021

…even worse if they are dueling…

olbriar · Jul 10, 2021

olbriar · Jul 17, 2021

rootabaga · Jul 19, 2021

Now if I had my own machine, I wouldn’t need to use this one, would I? Sheesh, I guess they’re the ones who need a brain!

rootabaga · Jul 22, 2021

From a bottle of flavored coffee creamer…

Davdi · Jul 23, 2021

@rootabaga - that from the department of the blindingly obvious.

olbriar · Jul 25, 2021

Davdi · Jul 26, 2021

Should that sign read 'Heavy high explosive objects...'?

BrickHouse · Jul 26, 2021

Davdi said:
Should that sign read 'Heavy high explosive objects...'?

Not sure that's would help. They just want to alert people about falling objects.

rootabaga · Aug 1, 2021

Printed by the Captain Obvious Sign Dept…