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Rush said:
Yeah, bro....I'm now living in Georgia. And sometimes i do miss the Big Apple, but hey-- I'm getting use to the quite lifestyle. :)
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job transfer? Hey! You are inbone of the KRISPY KREME capitals of the world! (cough...uh....buddy? :D)


Go to the CocaCola Company Tour! i did and tried a "flowers" flavored sodapop! man it smelled and tasted just like a flower - surprisingly GOOD!
 
Rico ANDROID said:
Hey Blkblt! I just shipped another 6 dozens Glazed Kriispy Kremes out to you! Let me know if they've arrived yesterday
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ya know I got a strange package the other day I opend it and there 4 empty white boxes
I think something fishy is still going on here I am gonna need you to clear that for me that man
 
blkbeltkid17 said:
ya know I got a strange package the other day I opend it and there 4 empty white boxes
I think something fishy is still going on here I am gonna need you to clear that for me that man
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Man! I placed a call with UPS Hdqtrs to file a missing package delivery report....all i heard was the manager talking to me between 'bites' and others in his office making "nom-nom-nom" sounds and someone saying "glazed and fresh" in the background! Someth'ns up!
 
JUST 4 LAUGHS :D

A woman has an affair during the day while her husband is at work. Her nine-year-old son comes home unexpectedly, sees the illegal lovers and hides in the bedroom cupboard to watch. Then the woman's husband unexpectedly comes home.
She hides her lover in the cupboard, not realizing that her little boy is in there already.
The little Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Man says: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have a soccer ball; do you want to buy it?'
Man: 'No, thanks.'
Boy: 'My dad's outside, I'll call him if you don't buy it!'
Man: 'OK, how much?'
Boy: '$250.00.'
A few weeks later it happened again and the boy and the lover were
in the cupboard together again.
Boy: 'Dark in here'.
Man: 'Yes, it is.'
Boy: 'I have soccer boots.'
The Man, remembering the last time, asks the boy: 'How much?'
The Boy says:'$750.00.'
The Man says: 'Fine, I will buy them.'
A few days later, the Father says to the boy: 'Grab your ball and
boots, let's go outside and have a game.'
The Boy says: 'I can't, I sold them for $1000.00'
The Father says: 'That's terrible to overcharge your friends like that... $1000 is way more than those two things cost. I'm going to take you to church and make you confess your sins.'
They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the confession booth and he closes the door.
The Boy says: 'Dark in here.'
The Priest says: 'Don't start that sh!t again!'
THIS IS MY CHURCH NOT YOUR FATHER'S HOUSE
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