What do you do while pooping?

[Dark Jedi]

It isn't wise to upset a wookiee

 

[Andy in NY]

My wife thinks I'm strange for always bringing my phone our tablet to the bathroom. I usually play angry birds, tetris our surf facebook.

I use have boss who ALWAYS took pix of his dump and texted it to the guys. Once he accidentally sent it to the gm and his wife, and it was a nasty one. Things were wierd at the office that day.

Btw, this thread made my day.

 

[thelonewizard]

I usually text people when I poop, and send them this picture:

 

[Vihzel]

I usually text people when I poop, and send them this picture:

Hmm... that looks oddly like the picture in post #25.

 

[Lik1]

Nasty. I don't touch my phone while I'm doing my thing.

But you run your fingers close to your butthole when wiping lol you care more about that phone than your fingers lol. It's not that nice of phone now lol acting like it's a galaxy 2 and stuff lol

 

[NightAngel79]

Well i grabbed some angel soft and wiped a ton of posts from this thread (see what i did there)

I'm all about Off topic chatter but when it gets to be 60+ posts off topic then it has to go. Remember this thread is about all things poopy

 

[BabyBlues]

Well i grabbed some angel soft and wiped a ton of posts from this thread (see what i did there)

I'm all about Off topic chatter but when it gets to be 60+ posts off topic then it has to go. Remember this thread is about all things poopy

I'm not sure I like this part of you feeling better.

 

[NightAngel79]

It's hard to go poopy when you've had 9 days of pills...

 

[dan330]

Wow.. I knew you are full shiit

 

[BabyBlues]

^^
Lol!!!

 

[YankeeDudeL]

How on Earth did I miss this thread of awesomeness. Only time I'm capable of reading is on the john. I have to be reading something. Magazine, books, emails, whatever. But I can't read the same thing twice. Completely against the rules. So if I'm out of anything to read and I didn't bring my phone with me, I'll read the labels of shampoo bottle, body wash, tooth paste, whatever.

 

[NightAngel79]

Wow.. I knew you are full shiit

Still am

 

[dan330]

everybody duck.... hes going to blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[NightAngel79]

everybody duck.... hes going to blow!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It finally came last night..... it was bad....

 

[BabyBlues]

It finally came last night..... it was bad....

Another tidbit I'm thrilled to have gotten to tonight

 

[andruoid]

I knew this place was where we could dump our thoughts.

 

[Dark Jedi]

When you finally think it went down. Here it comes floating back to the surface.

 

[NightAngel79]

^lol

HATE that!!!

 

[andruoid]

"Captain's Log, Stardate 65029.9.
Had to dump the core again, Scotty wiped what was left of the Klingons."

 

[NightAngel79]

^lol

 

[jamor]

I just got 21 points playing Scrabble while taking fat dookie!

LMFAO

PLOP

 

[BabyBlues]

^^
literally made me LOL.