WOW
If I was ever el stupido enough to actually believe I had a chance with that 1 in a bagazillion meaningless fractionless like minus minus minus - 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 times infinity chance in winning it by some unknown miracle that is unknown - ya know what I would buy guys?
:-D
WELL
First off I would buy this whole entire forum and make you all my (insert unfamily friendly word RIGHT here!) "friends"
XD
And I then I would ask (THREATEN) that you call me Emperor Stinky!
I would make Phases, EarlyMonkey and Rob my (insert non family friendly word right over here!) my bestest friends on the planet!
I would then buy a GRENADE LAUNCHER.
And with my grenade launcher I would "pop a cap" in a mountain or 2's back side.
I would also start building an indoor mountain range.
"Why would you do that crazy mad roach coach!?! What are you taking!?!"
WHY you ask?
xD
BECAUSE I CAN
:-D
THEN I would use some of that crazy insane money to track down EarlyMonkey and give him a surprise visit that he will NEVER forget!
And then I think I would also maybe purchase an Apache Helicopter and go on a fun trick or treat rocking the suburbs HELL RAISER and SCARE the nut bags out of EVERYONE in the neighborhood laughing as they are so scared they are struggling to call the cops out of extreme fear!
Hmm..... I don't know what I would do with the never ending MOUNTAINS of cash....?
Maybe I would purchase Lunatic as my (oh yes! Insert nasty inappropriate name that you already knew of here!) BEST friend for LIFE.
And maybe I would also buy SOUTH AFRICA AND STOP ALL THE CRAP HERE.......
Actually.
That would be the only thing now that I think about it...
Forget everything else!
xD
I would only do the last thing.
