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What if I won the lottery?

  • Thread starter Thread starter Kaat72
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I've been thinking about this topic for quite some time now. I still haven't decided on what I would do in the event that I won. However, these are some things that are possibilities:

  • Buy a new home - nothing outrageous.
  • Purchase new vehicles for the wife and I
  • Pay for me and the wife to finish our degrees
  • Make some investments
  • Create a trust for our daughter for when she grows up
  • NOT quit my job

I'm sure there's tons of things that I would do, but I'd first have to win.
 
Ah the things I'd do. I perhaps wish I could win the lottery more than I should but, even just
 
If I won a lottery, I would start a company - aquarium shop! :D That wasn't even a joke! I just love aquarium, make them work, differend kind of water - yes water isn't just a water - plants, fishes... :p

A pic of my largest one. Actually I only have this one nowadays. Used to have 4 of them.

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First thing I do is buy premium here at AF. And then I buy WinRar and Paint Tool SAI! :D
 
Strange? yesterday i saw a brand new white Mustang, and today i was driving behind a red one.

It looks like 2 people did won the lottery over here.
 
WOW

If I was ever el stupido enough to actually believe I had a chance with that 1 in a bagazillion meaningless fractionless like minus minus minus - 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000001 times infinity chance in winning it by some unknown miracle that is unknown - ya know what I would buy guys?

:-D

WELL

First off I would buy this whole entire forum and make you all my (insert unfamily friendly word RIGHT here!) "friends"

XD

And I then I would ask (THREATEN) that you call me Emperor Stinky!

I would make Phases, EarlyMonkey and Rob my (insert non family friendly word right over here!) my bestest friends on the planet!

I would then buy a GRENADE LAUNCHER.

And with my grenade launcher I would "pop a cap" in a mountain or 2's back side.

I would also start building an indoor mountain range.

"Why would you do that crazy mad roach coach!?! What are you taking!?!"

WHY you ask?

xD

BECAUSE I CAN

:-D

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THEN I would use some of that crazy insane money to track down EarlyMonkey and give him a surprise visit that he will NEVER forget!

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And then I think I would also maybe purchase an Apache Helicopter and go on a fun trick or treat rocking the suburbs HELL RAISER and SCARE the nut bags out of EVERYONE in the neighborhood laughing as they are so scared they are struggling to call the cops out of extreme fear!

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Hmm..... I don't know what I would do with the never ending MOUNTAINS of cash....?

Maybe I would purchase Lunatic as my (oh yes! Insert nasty inappropriate name that you already knew of here!) BEST friend for LIFE.

And maybe I would also buy SOUTH AFRICA AND STOP ALL THE CRAP HERE.......

Actually.

That would be the only thing now that I think about it... :D

Forget everything else!

xD

I would only do the last thing. :D
 
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